Bad women's anatomy

By Anonymous - 03/05/2015 05:37 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that me switching to "super" sized tampons does not mean I've been having sex with other men with bigger penises, and that my vagina hasn't been "stretched bigger". FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 297
You deserved it 3 567

Same thing different taste

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Oh, tampons... The ultimate mystery for men.

Ask him what his excuse for using extra small condoms is.


realbigdodgeman 7

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What? No it doesn't! It just means she has a heavier flow.

150493x 29

You must be a joy to be around

You don't spend a lot of time around women, do you?

blakid 10

I mean, to defend a guy here he might have never been taught, then again I didn't know that.

I think you'll be single forever... fyl

Ask him what his excuse for using extra small condoms is.

He's gonna need some aloe for that burn

I'll be honest, kinda wish you said "burn heal" instead of alow, #5.

ChristianH39 30

I'll be honest, I kinda wish you didn't say anything #25.

HighasaCloud 46

Nowhere does it indicate OP's boyfriend is small. What good could that possibly serve if he isn't? If he's an ordinary man with an ordinary ****, he's only going to think OP is stupid for asking such a ridiculous question. How about you think before you comment next time?

cmchappy 25

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#57 it's called a joke, don't take offense just because you have to use those extra small condoms too

RedPillSucks 31
DarkSkyz06 6

Please apply warm running water to burned area.

kayj905 15

Apply cold water to burned area.

praesidiem 16

Obviously because he has tons of sex with really tight women. Duh.

Oh, tampons... The ultimate mystery for men.

Those things unhook? I thought you had to cut them off. U have been doing it wrong for so many years.

RedPillSucks 31

years of Academy training, wasted!!

Just saying guys with any practice at all its super easy.

Just the thought makes me want to puke, I'd rather NEVER have learned what it was

#95, I'm pretty sure #78 was referring to tampons not bras.

Eh, practice is good but I've been wearing a bra for like 10 years and yesterday it still took me 2 mins to get one off. It's normally fine but sometimes they just do NOT want to be removed. I feel bad for guys who don't get that much practice and have to take them off another person, which I think is even harder.

MzZombicidal 36

Glad to know basic female anatomy and function makes you want to puke, #78 lol

gintwinsmoore 20

#4, unfortunately he'll probably NEVER get it. lol

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150493x 29

... Because if you're comfortable in the relationship you tend to be able to talk about anything and everything.

Maybe she needed to go to the store for some and he asked why, noticing she already had a full box of regulars.

Or he saw them in the bathroom cabinet?

I've had my boyfriend get tampons for me because I desperately needed them and ran out. I'm also extremely open with my boyfriend. OP probably is open with her boyfriend too and maybe asked him to run to the store.

You're right, it'd be awful for the person you love to find out you menstruate *gasp* and heaven forbid he could do stuff like pick you up pads or tampons when you might need them. Careful he might find out girls poop soon!

I feel bad for ypu, but at the same time this cracked me up. FYL OP.

I'm sure he doesn't study up on female anatomy in his spare time so it's not super surprising he (and surely plenty of other guys) would think something like that

Ignorance is one thing. Jumping to conclusions and assuming your girlfriend must be cheating because of something you have no knowledge on is another.

I do not agree with that. If you're curious, you ask. If the guy instantly assumes something that serious he's got self esteem issues, on top of being a total idiot.

Men and their theory of ****** size is laughable! They need to bust those myths in school or something - the number of men who think 'more sex = wider ******' is too damn high!

steam_engenius 21

Seriously!! It's so silly.

big_al69 8

what you think of tight and loose vaginas?

crackyeggy 9

And how more sex makes your labia bigger. Like...seriously? How does that make sense?

Imagine his accusations if it was "Super plus"?

praesidiem 16

Hey now, don't jump to accusing OP of sleeping with black men.

dbt88 15

Or the newer ultra ones. Those things are beasts.