Single and unwilling to mingle

By Anonymous - 08/02/2022 14:00

Today, without really meaning to, I’ve become the angry old widower who lives alone, and whose neighbours don’t talk to him and their kids are scared of. I can’t be sure, but I think the kids even invented a legend about me being the old man monster of the neighbourhood. FML
I agree, your life sucks 845
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Just survey your yard in your undershirt and your boxers while carrying a shotgun. Give 'em something to talk about. (And you won't get hassled at Halloween.)

Every neighborhood has "that" neighbor. The tales will grow as they pass down to all the younger children and you will become a legend...

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Just survey your yard in your undershirt and your boxers while carrying a shotgun. Give 'em something to talk about. (And you won't get hassled at Halloween.)

Every neighborhood has "that" neighbor. The tales will grow as they pass down to all the younger children and you will become a legend...

You’re pretty much the male me so my advice is to just own it. I’m a young-ish widow living alone in a decently large house with my two cats. I dye my hair every color of the rainbow and never talk to the neighbors. I’m sure they have their assumptions and I’m all for being the neighborhood “witch” or whatnot. It’s actually a bit fun.