Today, I was explaining the inner parts of a vagina and how they work. To my boyfriend. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
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Bad women's anatomy
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Imagery
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Today, as a romantic gesture, my boyfriend gifted me an origami vagina. FML
Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML
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ElDuque_fml 0
The best way to learn is hands on.
longbottle 9
You're a good girlfriend for bothering to do so. I'm 26, and my knowledge of female anatomy is still pretty vague.
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Comments (78)
sht_123 0
i do that all the time, i thought it was sorta normal?
FabledWaltz 0
Something you and the rest of these idiots don't realize is that men are not given a booklet on how to please a woman. We have to learn from personal experience or we have to be told. So YDI for being a snobby bitch who believes he should already know what to do.
Jason_Q 4
wow
sosadrightnow 4
Boys are stupid about those things. One guy in my health class (actually, more than one) thought babies came from your stomach. They had no idea what a uterus was.
EatnBeef 7
ok, I bet you don't know how a penis works or ejaculates you *****
Zacarega 0
Its not quite as bad as having to explain it to your girl friend...
burgydagamer 0
it coulda been worse. i know that i had to figure it out myself. i had no one to tell me
bleedinrose918 5
i have to explain that to my boyfriend too. its okay.
lacyrenee 0
I had to tell my boyfriend the same exact thing
briansdae 0
W I N !
tylertimes4 0
whys that an FML