Itchy butt

By peachezthelette - 27/12/2020 19:58

Today, while at work, I had to explain over the phone to my 33-year-old boyfriend how to use Preparation H. FML

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sarahcroy20 12

Sunday 27 December 2020 20:47

Can he not read? The directions are right on the box.

Marcella1016 31

Sunday 27 December 2020 22:12

Put it on your finger and smear it over the affected area? How else would you use it?

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sarahcroy20 12

Sunday 27 December 2020 20:47

Can he not read? The directions are right on the box.

wysegirl 24

Sunday 27 December 2020 21:47

I would have told him to use google

Marcella1016 31

Sunday 27 December 2020 22:12

Put it on your finger and smear it over the affected area? How else would you use it?

RichardPencil 30

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Sunday 27 December 2020 22:20

Can you say "shove it up your ass" at work?

BurnInDemonFire 33

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Thursday 31 December 2020 3:32

I hear it feels good on the (w)hole.

rotflqtms_ 21

Friday 1 January 2021 11:59

If he has time to use a phone to call you, he can use Google... or read the directions... I'd tell him "I'm at work, you're going to have to put on your big boy pants and figure this one out on your own."

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