Itchy butt

By peachezthelette - 27/12/2020 19:58

Today, while at work, I had to explain over the phone to my 33-year-old boyfriend how to use Preparation H. FML
I agree, your life sucks 667
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sarahcroy20 12

Can he not read? The directions are right on the box.

Marcella1016 31

Put it on your finger and smear it over the affected area? How else would you use it?

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sarahcroy20 12

Can he not read? The directions are right on the box.

wysegirl 24

I would have told him to use google

Marcella1016 31

Put it on your finger and smear it over the affected area? How else would you use it?

Can you say "shove it up your ass" at work?

I hear it feels good on the (w)hole.

rotflqtms_ 21

If he has time to use a phone to call you, he can use Google... or read the directions... I'd tell him "I'm at work, you're going to have to put on your big boy pants and figure this one out on your own."