Today, I was explaining the inner parts of a vagina and how they work. To my boyfriend. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
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Bad women's anatomy
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Imagery
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Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML
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ElDuque_fml 0
The best way to learn is hands on.
longbottle 9
You're a good girlfriend for bothering to do so. I'm 26, and my knowledge of female anatomy is still pretty vague.
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Comments (78)
jennagurl39 0
I'd wanna be there to here ittt
Gr1mr3ap3r 4
thats HOT!! mmy comment is so late :-(
twaumat 28
the "inner" part is called a uterus...u don't know about ur body? fail.
youreallidiots 2
Except for the part where the uterus isn't part of the ******. The inner bit is, in fact, the ******. The outer bits are vulvae and various other parts. Sounds to me like you're the fail here. Thanks for playing.
katiekitty 0
wwwwoooooooowwwww
CoolStoryBrahhx 0
...Why..?
cristmist 5
I have yet to do that my guy wants to know too FOL
sorrowevicteon 9
Oh I remember my girlfriend's explaining to my virgin borne ignorance. It happens, but I feel sympathetic.
xBl4ck0ut 0
Wat i alrdy kno parts of a vjj n how sex worx. N im 13
brianandtommy 4
How the hell is this an FML really grow up
guttedbrit 26
Been there OP. But sometimes that's what it takes!