Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was explaining the inner parts of a vagina and how they work. To my boyfriend. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Rock Island, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Recognize this?
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Bad women's anatomy
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that me switching to "super" sized tampons does not mean I've been having sex with other men with bigger penises, and that my vagina hasn't been "stretched bigger". FML
Username
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend asked me to have phone sex with him. However, it seems he doesn't quite know what it is, so now he wants me to explain it to him. FML
peachezthelette
Itchy butt
Today, while at work, I had to explain over the phone to my 33-year-old boyfriend how to use Preparation H. FML
Anonymous
Aston, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
foreseeingabreakup
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to explain in great detail why it is inappropriate for my boyfriend to grab at my vagina in public. He did it again twenty minutes later. FML
Anonymous
Bristol, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend that, yes, I can get pregnant even if I don't actually have an orgasm. FML
bunnyluver4545
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Imagery
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why having sex with him was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty Pringles can. FML
Anonymous
Cork, Ireland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, as a romantic gesture, my boyfriend gifted me an origami vagina. FML
Username
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML
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ElDuque_fml 0
The best way to learn is hands on.
longbottle 9
You're a good girlfriend for bothering to do so. I'm 26, and my knowledge of female anatomy is still pretty vague.
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jif_fml 0
tell him to google it or get on wikipedia next time. it's really not that difficult.
Dynoblaze 1
I thought all a guy needed to know about the ****** was to stick his dick in there, cum, then go to sleep.
synergy3000 0
did you whip out a pocket pussy?
bballpg021xx 5
more like, today my girlfriend taught me about vaginas. fml
DBkkk 0
Fhl for not knowing his pussy properly
FarSide 23
So, indulge me a few observations. 1) Did you also explain to him the male reproductive system, including brain, prostate glands, testicles, penis, epididymae, scrotum, urethra, and foreskin? Or did you just call him a stupid dickbrain? 2) Your LIFE is a FML because your boyfriend is perhaps a virgin? 3) Are you insinuating that your LIFE is a FML because your boyfriend is naive about female anatomy and now it has fallen upon your shoulders to educate him? If it caused your life to suddenly turn into a FML, why did you not dump him? I sense co-dependency issues in your FUL. 4) Or, could it be that, in actuality, you are a desperate, dateless, tasteless, and fugly 25 year old, and your boyfriend just turned 12... that he is the best you could do for the last 10 years? So yes, I would likely concur that you indeed have one incredible, dysfunctional FUL.
Rakista969 0
he might know it better than u OP
Imranaziz 0
u should teach to public. I can come? pun intended.
Lucky_Adi 0
some of us can only leatn visually, such as hand on experience ;)
DameGreyWulf 1
Poor guy, probably got that "SEXUAL FEELINGS ARE DIRTY!" treatment from his parents. On the plus side, wouldn't that sort of bring you two closer? Exploring each other ftw