Intimacy: Today, I was explaining the inner parts of a vagina and how they... - FML

By Anonymous - 28/11/2009 05:25 - United States

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Today, I was explaining the inner parts of a vagina and how they work. To my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2014 02:42 - United States - Rock Island

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Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2015 05:37 - Australia - Brisbane

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Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that me switching to "super" sized tampons does not mean I've been having sex with other men with bigger penises, and that my vagina hasn't been "stretched bigger". FML

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By Username - 21/12/2010 05:09

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Today, my boyfriend asked me to have phone sex with him. However, it seems he doesn't quite know what it is, so now he wants me to explain it to him. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2012 04:09 - United States - Aston

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Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML

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By foreseeingabreakup - 06/09/2011 04:42 - United States

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Today, I had to explain in great detail why it is inappropriate for my boyfriend to grab at my vagina in public. He did it again twenty minutes later. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2012 15:17 - United Kingdom - Bristol

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Today, I yet again had to explain to my boyfriend that, yes, I can get pregnant even if I don't actually have an orgasm. FML

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By bunnyluver4545 - 11/01/2012 05:42 - United States

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Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why having sex with him was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty Pringles can. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2012 14:59 - Ireland - Cork

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Today, as a romantic gesture, my boyfriend gifted me an origami vagina. FML

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By Username - 21/08/2011 09:59 - United States

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Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML

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ElDuque_fml 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 12:11

The best way to learn is hands on.

longbottle 9

Saturday 28 November 2009 12:15

You're a good girlfriend for bothering to do so. I'm 26, and my knowledge of female anatomy is still pretty vague.

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ut_fan1 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 10:59

this isn't an FML. you should show him around so he can know what he's working with. my girlfriend did this with me and our sex got way better

stephaniejane 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 14:46

dont worry, i had to to that aswell..

HamsteronA 0

Friday 22 January 2010 0:29

I was taught basics like ovaries and cervex at age 12

bryttanicutter 2

Friday 29 January 2010 14:07

been there

happyham 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 4:10

Well, he probably hoped for hands on after.

KASHMIR_fml 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 6:17

it would be the funniest convo ever. honey, this is the ********

xx_kaelen_xx 0

Friday 19 February 2010 4:14

ohhh my god!! lol I had to do the same thing with my boyfriend..... and i had to explain what my period was......haha I ended up givin him a health book...

SourPatchFreak13 0

Monday 15 March 2010 0:47

Why? ?_?

hellokeroppi 5

Friday 26 March 2010 1:15

awkward

fournineteen 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 15:43

what do you call the useless flesh around the ******? the woman

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