By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
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auro7 18
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It's 4am, so tired I didn't notice it say when HE laughed I kinda skimmed the FML and read it as "I laughed". Thought OP was laughing at her boyfriend farting and then he got mad and spit on her. Well thanks for clearing that up.

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Damafia 19
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He spit on her while he was laughing...say it don't spray it type of thing.

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auro7 18
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Damafia 19
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He spit on her while he was laughing...say it don't spray it type of thing.

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auro7 18
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It's 4am, so tired I didn't notice it say when HE laughed I kinda skimmed the FML and read it as "I laughed". Thought OP was laughing at her boyfriend farting and then he got mad and spit on her. Well thanks for clearing that up.

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octinate 17
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At least he didn't fart during sex!

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184886837272837 32
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Well I don't think it's reasonable to break up with someone because they farted. She also really shouldn't break up with him because he spit on her because that was an accident...

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van__hawthorne 12
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People fart dude. It's not a deal breaker to fart or accidentally spit a little when you laugh. Smh

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stargirl_95 24
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You would break up with someone over a fart? That's ridiculous and harsh. Have fun being single forever

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shay_serendipity 29
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Wow, people on FML are always so quick to tell the OP to divorce or break up with someone.

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brand125 17
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#4 is not a keeper

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Octwo 16
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Pretty sure she was referring to him acting like a two year old, not because he farted.

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van__hawthorne 12
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All he did was laugh. Sometimes situationally farts are funny. It can be a little irritating when someone gleeks (sp?) on you but I don't think that automatically means he was acting like a two-year-old.

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Mad_Or_Nah 13
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i found a keeper

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Demoniq 25
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People view romance in different ways. Your boyfriend views it through a 5-year-old's filter :P

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Enslaved 36
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I hope it was he laughed so hard that some spit "accidentally" came out if his mouth and hit the OP and not how many people will interpret this FML as him clear his throat phlegm. Kinda like talking too close to a splitter. :P

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Mauskau 35
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Nope, I'm sure everyone interpreted correctly.

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okudatwo 11
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Nope, I'm pretty sure #8 is right. Who the hell would spit in someone's face on purpose?

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184886837272837 32
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he wasn't sleeping

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phoneaddict13 29
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fuck him hard!! let him feel your nice juicy nipples and that smooth vagina of yours omfg my friend just wrote that

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Mad_Or_Nah 13
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why would you post it then,

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theorangecurls 18
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Time to find someone who respects you more

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Mad_Or_Nah 13
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He probably had one slip,since when is farting a sign of no respect,its a natural process of the body.

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mkayden 23
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L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

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brandoneyez1 25
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Not romantic, and finds it funny to fart in front of his gf. Sorry OP you can do better.

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PinkishToe 9
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What are they suppose to do if they ever live together? Not ever fart? That causes stomach pains, not worth it. Or leave the room every time he has too fart? That would get annoying. I understand the whole romance thing, but it happens. Time to get out of fantasy land

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