By nosleeptilpissoff - 18/03/2011 15:54 - United States
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Hmm. Lock her in a separate room, with a cushion or pillow attached to it. She'll headbutt the pillow. :P
It's better than having a cat that hates you I guess. Feel loved. haha
switch to dogs... the worse they'll do is hump you when they see you again.. a lot less painful this way..
They don't slober on you, the don't bark all night, you can pick them up, they will actually cuddle FOR REAL and purr, they don't poop all over your yard because they are litter box trained etc, and if they do poop in your yard they cover it up so you dont step in it. Dont give me a hard time about training dogs to do all that, cats naturally do ALL of this. Catching on now?
"today, my owner finished feeding me and went to sleep, I wanted her to rub my belly but she wouldn't come to see me. after furiously smashing my head against a door, I forgot what I was doing. finding the exercise joyous and fun, I continued to interupt my owners sleep. FML"