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By Amberain - 16/08/2012 15:16 - United Kingdom - Widnes

Today, I was enjoying a romantic cuddle on the couch with my boyfriend, when he suddenly decided to lift up my shirt, stick his face into my boobs, and go all Darth Vader on me. This included heavy breathing and phrases such as, "Amber... I am your boyfriend." FML

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By LoveStruck- - 10/02/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

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You deserved it 5 714

By Reliena - 21/01/2012 05:47 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML

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You deserved it 29 178

By MulticoloredSlug - 13/10/2016 10:57 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML

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You deserved it 1 409

By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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You deserved it 5 064

By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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You deserved it 9 282

By Anonymous - 01/04/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML

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You deserved it 36 355

By :(((( - 27/04/2011 06:54

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 187

You deserved it 7 091

By Emily - 05/12/2012 17:55 - United States - Boston

Today, I was diagnosed with pneumonia. My breathing is short and heavy, and I wanted my boyfriend to comfort me. Instead, he called me Darth Vader, patted me on the head, and said, "Don't worry, the Force will be with you." FML

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You deserved it 4 342

By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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You deserved it 8 530

By rebeccacaissie - 21/11/2010 18:16 - United States

Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML

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4rmMiami 4

Thursday 16 August 2012 18:59

May the force be with you

SkoomaKi 27

Thursday 16 August 2012 19:00

The horniness is strong with this one.

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Sammislife 5

Thursday 16 August 2012 21:42

Well then I'm lost for words on this one good luck

g0ldenb0nes 6

Thursday 16 August 2012 21:45

I don't see this being an 'FML' he sounds funny.

scarredforlife10 3

Thursday 16 August 2012 21:50

Yeah i feel so bad for you :((( , bitch

numbersystem 4

Thursday 16 August 2012 21:52

There are starving children in the world and you think your life is ****** for this? You need some perspective OP.

Elendil_fml 10

Thursday 16 August 2012 21:57

That's not FML, that's awesome. I'll have to remember to do that.

KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 16 August 2012 22:02

I fail to see how your life is ******.

sophie22_fml 8

Thursday 16 August 2012 22:02

How is this a fml? Your boyfriend is awesome and hilarious.

missababgaga 19

Thursday 16 August 2012 22:05

My boyfriend would totally do that, and it would be AWESOME!

Casalenuovo 0

Thursday 16 August 2012 22:10

That's more funny than anything else

A6Chick 3

Thursday 16 August 2012 22:11

Lolololol!

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Today, I'm in Spain, and told the kids with whom I will be working that I was excited to be working with them. Only the form of excitement I used apparently refers to sexual excitement. Basically, I told the kids I was sexually aroused to be working with them. FML

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