I can barely handle paper cuts with lemon. That must have been agonizing OP.

The picture makes this comment even funnier lol.

when life gives you lemonade make lemons life will be all like whaaattt?-Phil Dumfy

Sounds like OP's a bit spastic.

My comment that was moderated, "Sounds like OP's a bit spastic," was a joke on OP's name. 5p4571k=Spastic.

#2 Should have* gone back to fifth grade

If there's lemon in the meal it doesn't really matter if you wash it off or not, especially when you have kids waiting for their food...

It's obviously should of hence the contraction should'f...

@28 It's "should've" for "should have"

#51 I'm sure #28 is well aware of that, obviously sarcasm exists and you did not pick up on that.

Everybody can make mistakes..At least she was cooking something for the family instead of heating some cheap frozen "food" in the microwave like most of the "modern" moms do.

#52, To be fair, it is just a little more difficult to pick up on sarcasm when reading, because they can't listen for the distinct tone of voice when someone is being sarcastic.

When life gives you lemons, make some bloody lemonade mate.

British or clever?

#26 How about both? :P

I had the same experience yesterday, and found a bright side: seems that the lemon juice helped the wound heal more quickly, though I don't understand why.

I feel for OP, I chopped the top of my thumb off while attempting to cut carrots two weeks ago and it still hasn't fully healed

That sucks. The only thing like that that happened to me was I sliced off the tip of my finger years ago