By Asshole hornet - 28/10/2013 20:18 - United States - Marblehead

Today, a hornet thought it would be fun to fly into a candle that I had lit. As the hornet burned to death, it flung its charred body at my face, which is more painful than it sounds. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 324
You deserved it 3 471

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What is wrong with nature?!?!?

Even nature has martyrs.

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What is wrong with nature?!?!?

Hornets are not a part of nature, but instead created by Satan himself.

Damn nature, you scary!

sounds like its more painful for the hornet though...

what a random situation. the mental image is pretty amusing. im sorry this happened tho!

#33, hornets aren't from Satan. Wasps are. However, a flaming Hornet is just as bad, and hilarious too...

Now, fire is funny... But, a flaming Hornet... is hilarious...

Even nature has martyrs.

Red...the blood of angry hornets! Black...their flying corpses!

It's a kamikaze hornet!! :0

Now that's what you call going out with a bang.

I dunno sounds like he just went up in flames.

Burn baby burn!

.. Hornet inferno!

karma 'stings' like a bitch

What karma? OP didn't light the hornet on fire..

Ok, not calling you out I swear since others have said similar things, but, how the fuck is this karma!? Do you guys understand what karma is? Apparently not. Oh OP lit up a candle so karma decided to throw a fucking burning wasp at his face? Totally makes sense now! Oh 17, you sneaky bugger. You beat me to it!

oops my bad! guess I need to read these a little more in detail before trying to be witty..

Well guys go soft in her. She must be like 16-17 yrs, she does not know the meaning of karma. She would have heard someone else use the word and tried to use it, unfortunately she got it wrong.

My comment really wasn't directed entirely at her. People on this site like to use "karma's a bitch" or something similar when it has absolutely nothing to do with karma. It's a bit ridiculous. "Oh you fell off your bike because you thought you saw your sister? Well that's karma!" No. No it fucking isn't.

#35....go soft in her? That doesn't sound like very good advice.

Right, especially when the next sentence states that she's probably 16-17 years old.

#44 Glad i'm not the only one thinking that..

Too late for that now.

#35 I knew what karma was when I was 6....

If you're 16 you should have known what karma was for several years.

okay I know what karma is. I've known what it was for several years and already said that I made a mistake and read the post wrong.

The hornet was probably saying "If I'm going down, I'm taking you down with me!"

"YOU TOO SHALL SUFFER, HUMAAAAN!!"

I actually laughed at this comment

instant karma

How is this instant karma? OP didn't do anything wrong.

Instant Karma's gonna get you, Gonna knock you right in the head, Better get yourself together, Pretty soon you're gonna be dead.

Nothing like a toasted hornet to keep warm on a cold day.

No to me that definitely sounds painful.. Burning Hornet on the face.

OP's saying that, even though it sounds painful, it feels worse than it sounds.