Health: Not my day, is it? - FML

Not my day, is it?

By ouch. - 10/12/2018 09:30 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was washing the dishes when I gave myself a nasty gash on my leg from the open dishwasher door. After five minutes of cleaning up the blood and wrapping it up, I came back to finish the job only to drop a plate and send broken shards into my foot. FML

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whiskey'swino 15

Monday 10 December 2018 6:00

I never thought washing dishes as an extreme sport.

Phil 14

Monday 10 December 2018 21:36

It seems that if you didn't have bad luck, you wouldn't have any luck at all.

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whiskey'swino 15

Monday 10 December 2018 6:00

I never thought washing dishes as an extreme sport.

evilplatypus 38

Monday 10 December 2018 18:29

Sounds like your clothes aren’t very work appropriate if they get shredded that easily.

Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

Monday 10 December 2018 18:54

it seems you have my luck

Phil 14

Monday 10 December 2018 21:36

It seems that if you didn't have bad luck, you wouldn't have any luck at all.

Wadlaen 23

Tuesday 11 December 2018 0:09

Why were you washing the dishes when you got a dishwasher..?😕

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 15 December 2018 5:12

This is why I use paper plates.

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