Today, I was chatting with the girl of my dreams, a real heart-to-heart. Everything was going great, and I asked her if she'd like to get coffee together sometime. She immediately backed away and excused herself, mumbling something about not dating left-handed people. Huh? FML
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Today, I asked a girl that I've been talking to for a couple of weeks out, but immediately got rejected because I'm left handed. I guess I'll leave that part out next time. FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with a new girl. It was over less than a minute in, when I ordered a black coffee. She lectured me about how I "obviously" have a "seriously fragile ego." I just like black coffee. FML
Today, I went out to dinner with the girl of my dreams. Wanting to get to know her, I asked her what she’s looking for in a relationship. She scoffed and said how relationships are for the weak and that it’s better to not catch feelings to avoid being hurt. I guess I don’t have a chance. FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with the man I've been in love with for a while. Before I knew what was going on, he'd started chatting up a pretty girl sitting nearby. I had to drink my coffee alone while he got her number. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask out the girl I like. After nervously fumbling through my words, I asked, "Want to grab a cup of water sometime?" She looked at me confused, then asked if I meant coffee. FML
Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to talk to this coworker I like and ask her out for a coffee next door. She was dismissive, cold and rude, and filed a complaint with HR. FML
Today, during my first date with a girl I've liked for awhile, she tells me about some minor disabilities she was born with. Wanting to be honest with her too, I tell her I'm slightly autistic. Her response was, "I'm sorry this isn't going to work. I can't date a retard." I had to eat alone after that. FML
Today, I sent a text message to this girl I've been flirting with for a while now saying "How about coffee?". To which she answered "Great idea, I'll go and make myself one right now". FML
Today, the girl of my dreams, the one person I've met in my life that I could see myself spending the rest of it with, told me she loves me. She then specifically added "...but not in that way, so we could never be together." FML
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Top comments
randomguy76 14
How could you be so inconsiderate OP? It was entirely obvious that you two were never meant to be because of your dominant left hand. Geez some people....
angkal2002 8
Are you even left handed?
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Comments (93)
Llama_Face89 34
I wonder if she just panicked. Got cold feet in the moment, ya know?
james_danni 12
Thats not right ;)
Summaria 10
Seems like things got....(•_•) / ( •_•)>⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■)...quickly out of Hand. /YEEEEEEEAAAH. But i'm sorry for you OP. :X
hlndk 2
It's not your fault :) dont worry you will find that 'special someone', one day
umadbrobro 8
Lefties are the devil's minions !!!!!!
thes7274473 19
You're better off without a manudominicist person like that. (Does anybody have a word for discrimination based on handedness that doesn't sound like a bondage term?)
blackonblight 33
Wow nice job there. I can't figure a better term.
thes7274473 19
You're better off without a manudominicist person like that. (Does anybody have a word for discrimination based on handedness that doesn't sound like a bondage term?)
underthesea12 24
That makes sense. Lefties are not right.
SplineMan 4
Wow, now I know the truth!! My failure to date people I would love to has absolutely nothing to do with my obesity. It's because I'm left-handed. I feel SO much better!! So sorry for you, OP -- honestly, sounds like you really dodged a bullet, because the girl of your dreams may have turned out to be the girl of your nightmares. Meat Loaf -- Paradise By The Dashboard Light -- "So now I'm praying for the end of time, to hurry up and arrive, 'cause if I've got to spend another minute with you. I don't think that I can really survive" I'm sure you will find the REAL girl of your dreams when it's right. Good luck, OP!
vikky538 29
when she say left handed ..was she talking about writing or something else...