By Anonymous - 27/12/2014 20:53 - United States - Tucson

Today, I got into a fight with my sister. Later on she brought me a bowl of tortilla chips, which I thought was her way of apologizing. I found out too late that she'd licked the flavoring off them and it was really her way of saying "Fuck you." FML
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iTzSelverZz 14

What a tasteless revenge.

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foxwasalamb 24

why is nobody commenting on the amount of **** he would need for it to pass as Alfredo sauce?

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kutemotoka 15

What a cruel sister... But don't worry, all sisters are like that!

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quickit 24

All sisters are not in fact like that.

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quickit 24

Actually, no. All sisters are not like this

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orbit 22

Op's sis is just Satan.

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1dvos_grl3 21

yeah.. I have 5 brothers and 3 sisters. I'm the second youngest. my siblings and I fight but we don't do that sort of thing..

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imura 8

um...#19. im right here, and im deffinently not a girl.....

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RecklessLove 18

Nobody said you were a girl

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NobodyGay 16

You should make her some pasta. Instead of Alfredo sauce, you should **** on it.

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lnheritance 19

Um. That is just messed up and uncalled for. This isn't the south where dating your cousin is okay, this is OPs sister.

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Cass_x 22

There's something seriously wrong with you #2.

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UnidentifiedFun 37

That isn't really at the same level as licking something.

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foxwasalamb 24

why is nobody commenting on the amount of **** he would need for it to pass as Alfredo sauce?

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Shadowblast423 3

really #4 Why perpetuate Southern US stereotypes when you're supposed to be the good guy here

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xChaos 29

Alright, calm down there satan

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SystemofaBlink41 27

#21, And the amount of dedication as well!

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lnheritance 19

I need to grow a pair when I find even the thought, even joking, of jizzing on food and having your sister eat it is not okay? No matter how you look at it, it is not normal and licking flavoring off chips does not deserve that.

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tantanpanda 26

#56, Yea, it's pretty gross, but you didn't have to include an offensive stereotype in your opinion now did you?

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NobodyGay 16

It was a ******* joke people. And **** you #4 for your stereotypical remark about the South. You can kiss my ass and eat my **** biotch.

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XQuartzX 15

Siblings, always have a way to get you back. No matter what.

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iTzSelverZz 14

What a tasteless revenge.

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imura 8

did you really just get away with this pun? amazing. 3 thumbs up

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devildog562 33

Scorn women are more vicious then the military. Makes me question what you did. Time to start plotting vengeance.

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jojimugo 20

Meh... I was expecting worse, I mean that mean but not evil

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AL3XFML 7

That is nacho way of apologizing

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