Dog Box Fail By FML Approved - 17/10/2017 14:30 - United States - New York Think outside the box! I agree, your life sucks 455 You deserved it 97 Share Tweet Share
Today, as always, I have autism and it is physically painful for me to make eye contact. I read that you can solve this by looking at the person’s ears or nose. Except my mom can somehow tell when I’m doing this, and she yells and screams at me for not looking her in the eye. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 292 You deserved it 134
Today, I went into the basement to do laundry. There is a little rope on the outside of the door to lock it. I was down there for 20 minutes, and came back up the stairs to find it locked. Turns out, my 3 year-old sister did it, then our parents took her to the park. I was stuck down there for 4 hours. FML I agree, your life sucks 12 427 You deserved it 923
Today, I spilled coffee on my shirt and had to change before a big meeting. The only clean shirt I had was a gift from my brother. I didn’t notice it said "World’s Okayest Employee" on it until I was sat in the meeting. FML I agree, your life sucks 339 You deserved it 267
Today, I put on the same jeans that I had left in a bundle in my bedroom the day before. A few hours later, my boxer shorts decided to make their spectacular reappearance trick at the bottom of my leg in the middle of one of my meetings. FML I agree, your life sucks 24 101 You deserved it 11 627
Today, I was on a date, and I went to put my arm around her, trying to be romantic, but my coordination went straight to hell. Instead of her shoulder, I ended up accidentally grabbing her tit. FML I agree, your life sucks 34 114 You deserved it 8 362
Today, I found out my best friend is having a full-blown affair with her coworker. She's a minor. He's not. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 266 You deserved it 132
"Hey Ralph, check out my new box!" "Hang on Fred, I gotta bark at this idiot carrying around a box!"