Dog Box Fail By FML Approved - 17/10/2017 20:30 - United States - New York Think outside the box! I agree, your life sucks 456 You deserved it 97 Share Tweet Share
Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from 5 years back. Still bitter, I said, "Hey baby, you remember riding me 5 years ago?" I was then punched in the face and restrained until the police arrived. She'd been having an 8 year anniversary dinner with her husband. FML I agree, your life sucks 20 571 You deserved it 52 952
Today, I went to lunch with my sister. As the waitress was bringing our food, she dropped it on the floor. She apologized and brought us new food. After we finished eating and I looked at the bill, I noticed she'd charged us twice. FML I agree, your life sucks 37 570 You deserved it 3 399
Today, I woke up needing to wee. I was at my boyfriend's and didn't want to wake him, so I sat on the edge of the toilet and peed as quietly as possible. I realised after that I'd sat too far over and had peed on the floor. There was no loo paper. FML I agree, your life sucks 13 923 You deserved it 42 628
Today, without any form of notice, my landlord started working on the upstairs windows at 6:30am. I have an at-home appointment at 8:30 for my autistic son that I can't move or postpone without notice. FML I agree, your life sucks 838 You deserved it 129
Today, I absentmindedly posted a story of me and my boyfriend to my main stories instead of my “Close Friends” list where my husband is excluded. My husband saw the post. I’m dead. FML I agree, your life sucks 131 You deserved it 4 169
Today, my mom won’t let me go to my boyfriend’s apartment. She says it’s because “I know what you guys are gonna do there I’m not stupid.” She threatened to kick me out of the house if I go. I’m 19. FML I agree, your life sucks 675 You deserved it 358
"Hey Ralph, check out my new box!" "Hang on Fred, I gotta bark at this idiot carrying around a box!"