Today, I was chatting with the girl of my dreams, a real heart-to-heart. Everything was going great, and I asked her if she'd like to get coffee together sometime. She immediately backed away and excused herself, mumbling something about not dating left-handed people. Huh? FML
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Today, I asked a girl that I've been talking to for a couple of weeks out, but immediately got rejected because I'm left handed. I guess I'll leave that part out next time. FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with a new girl. It was over less than a minute in, when I ordered a black coffee. She lectured me about how I "obviously" have a "seriously fragile ego." I just like black coffee. FML
Today, I went out to dinner with the girl of my dreams. Wanting to get to know her, I asked her what she’s looking for in a relationship. She scoffed and said how relationships are for the weak and that it’s better to not catch feelings to avoid being hurt. I guess I don’t have a chance. FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with the man I've been in love with for a while. Before I knew what was going on, he'd started chatting up a pretty girl sitting nearby. I had to drink my coffee alone while he got her number. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask out the girl I like. After nervously fumbling through my words, I asked, "Want to grab a cup of water sometime?" She looked at me confused, then asked if I meant coffee. FML
Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to talk to this coworker I like and ask her out for a coffee next door. She was dismissive, cold and rude, and filed a complaint with HR. FML
Today, during my first date with a girl I've liked for awhile, she tells me about some minor disabilities she was born with. Wanting to be honest with her too, I tell her I'm slightly autistic. Her response was, "I'm sorry this isn't going to work. I can't date a retard." I had to eat alone after that. FML
Today, I sent a text message to this girl I've been flirting with for a while now saying "How about coffee?". To which she answered "Great idea, I'll go and make myself one right now". FML
Today, the girl of my dreams, the one person I've met in my life that I could see myself spending the rest of it with, told me she loves me. She then specifically added "...but not in that way, so we could never be together." FML
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Top comments
randomguy76 14
How could you be so inconsiderate OP? It was entirely obvious that you two were never meant to be because of your dominant left hand. Geez some people....
angkal2002 8
Are you even left handed?
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Comments (93)
ForeverJasmine 26
You'll find your girl don't worry!
stpierre120 1
Maybe she is Catholic left handed ppl are the devil. lol good luck op
niksatter96 20
Sounds like a lame excuse so she doesn't have to go out with you.
mmoments 24
Maybe she just wanted to have a real conversation with someone without getting hit on. When she's opening up to you, then she's making herself vulnerable. The last thing she's going to want is to feel like she's going to be taken advantage of so she made a lame excuse. I think you could've chosen a better timing, OP.
Artemishuntress 8
dang u feel you op I'm left handed you should be lucky but I guess not
stayundead 4
So this is why I'm still single? Damn rightys who don't wanna date left handed people. OP, we both need to find left handed girls man.
Rababco 29
I'm a left-handed girl. ;)
grimpeeper 13
Catholic?
JarOfPeachz 9
plot twist: OP is actually good with both hands.
Matheo_fml 21
Too soon maybe?
A_Krissy_Kriss 3
she must think "lefties are the devils minions." wow I've never heard anyone under 70 say that...