Today, I was chatting with the girl of my dreams, a real heart-to-heart. Everything was going great, and I asked her if she'd like to get coffee together sometime. She immediately backed away and excused herself, mumbling something about not dating left-handed people. Huh? FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I asked a girl that I've been talking to for a couple of weeks out, but immediately got rejected because I'm left handed. I guess I'll leave that part out next time. FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with a new girl. It was over less than a minute in, when I ordered a black coffee. She lectured me about how I "obviously" have a "seriously fragile ego." I just like black coffee. FML
Today, I went out to dinner with the girl of my dreams. Wanting to get to know her, I asked her what she’s looking for in a relationship. She scoffed and said how relationships are for the weak and that it’s better to not catch feelings to avoid being hurt. I guess I don’t have a chance. FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with the man I've been in love with for a while. Before I knew what was going on, he'd started chatting up a pretty girl sitting nearby. I had to drink my coffee alone while he got her number. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask out the girl I like. After nervously fumbling through my words, I asked, "Want to grab a cup of water sometime?" She looked at me confused, then asked if I meant coffee. FML
Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to talk to this coworker I like and ask her out for a coffee next door. She was dismissive, cold and rude, and filed a complaint with HR. FML
Today, during my first date with a girl I've liked for awhile, she tells me about some minor disabilities she was born with. Wanting to be honest with her too, I tell her I'm slightly autistic. Her response was, "I'm sorry this isn't going to work. I can't date a retard." I had to eat alone after that. FML
Today, I sent a text message to this girl I've been flirting with for a while now saying "How about coffee?". To which she answered "Great idea, I'll go and make myself one right now". FML
Today, the girl of my dreams, the one person I've met in my life that I could see myself spending the rest of it with, told me she loves me. She then specifically added "...but not in that way, so we could never be together." FML
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Top comments
randomguy76 14
How could you be so inconsiderate OP? It was entirely obvious that you two were never meant to be because of your dominant left hand. Geez some people....
angkal2002 8
Are you even left handed?
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Comments (93)
Killz268 18
that's kind of rude. I'm left handed
Rababco 29
Yeah, me too.
ashley2pie 11
Me too... ?
larrena2377 26
Same here
AlphaOmega0106 18
I'm left handed, why do we keep getting down voted?
Manosapo 18
She might have commitment issues
sdroze1389 31
would she date you if you were ambidextrous? that's an important piece of data
Nathan23xx 18
The fear of left handed people and things is real and it sucks.
samantha236le 17
there's a phobia of left handed people?
Llama_Face89 34
21- if it exists somebody fears it.
rocker_chick105 31
Sinistrophobia, the fear of things on the left side or left handers, thanks to Google.
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
44..haha!!!
brasiliano 16
I still believe left handed people know the meaning of life and the truth of the universe but refuse to share it with the rest.
larrena2377 26
It's our code. We're not allowed to share such sensitive information
AlphaOmega0106 18
Of course, I mean why would we share it to the overly oblivious right handers anyway, it's not like you could do much with it anyway
samantha236le 17
They say women are always right, not left.
FemskyD 26
Wauw youre not The only one who is confused xD
curt194 10
Maybe she values your friendship and doesn't want to date you? Self entitlement to someone dating you heavier you're nice is ridiculous!
TheMathMajor 26
Rejection still sucks, I think he's just bummed because the conversation was going well and her reason didn't really make sense. A simple "oh sorry, I'm not interested in that kind of relationship" would have sufficed. He didn't say that he thought he was entitled to a relationship just because he was talking to her.
HairIsEverything 15
I think heavier was supposed to be "because"
CuteCammy 15
That sucks.. Are u left-handed??
EJSwank 14
She might have meant left handed politically