Love: Today, I was chatting with the girl of my dreams, a real heart-to-heart....

By Anonymous - 27/12/2014 21:15 - United States

Today, I was chatting with the girl of my dreams, a real heart-to-heart. Everything was going great, and I asked her if she'd like to get coffee together sometime. She immediately backed away and excused herself, mumbling something about not dating left-handed people. Huh? FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 412

You deserved it 2 692

Labour Day: Rest or Disaster?
Find out how a day off can turn into a series of hilarious, unexpected events. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By ImaSneakyNinja - 17/11/2016 02:55 - United States - Madison Heights

Today, I asked a girl that I've been talking to for a couple of weeks out, but immediately got rejected because I'm left handed. I guess I'll leave that part out next time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 748

You deserved it 829

Early warning

By Loser - 04/10/2022 09:30

Today, I went out to dinner with the girl of my dreams. Wanting to get to know her, I asked her what she’s looking for in a relationship. She scoffed and said how relationships are for the weak and that it’s better to not catch feelings to avoid being hurt. I guess I don’t have a chance. FML

I agree, your life sucks 930

You deserved it 128

Smooth

By firstdategonebad - 12/10/2012 18:43 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went on a coffee date with the man I've been in love with for a while. Before I knew what was going on, he'd started chatting up a pretty girl sitting nearby. I had to drink my coffee alone while he got her number. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 946

You deserved it 2 575

By well okay then - 20/05/2013 16:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 296

You deserved it 4 671

By Worthless Waste of Skin Who Hates Himself - 30/04/2016 12:59 - Georgia - Tbilisi

Today, I finally got the courage to talk to this coworker I like and ask her out for a coffee next door. She was dismissive, cold and rude, and filed a complaint with HR. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 573

You deserved it 2 274

By DyingPlants - 10/10/2011 03:27 - United States

Today, during my first date with a girl I've liked for awhile, she tells me about some minor disabilities she was born with. Wanting to be honest with her too, I tell her I'm slightly autistic. Her response was, "I'm sorry this isn't going to work. I can't date a retard." I had to eat alone after that. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 938

You deserved it 3 899

By Charly - 05/01/2009 06:16 - France

Today, I sent a text message to this girl I've been flirting with for a while now saying "How about coffee?". To which she answered "Great idea, I'll go and make myself one right now". FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 179

You deserved it 3 378

By Anonymous - 05/10/2018 12:00

Today, the girl of my dreams, the one person I've met in my life that I could see myself spending the rest of it with, told me she loves me. She then specifically added "...but not in that way, so we could never be together." FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 944

You deserved it 270

Shutdown

By HighasaCloud - 30/04/2012 16:01 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 940

You deserved it 2 538

Honesty is the best policy

By Anonymous - 19/06/2020 02:00

Today, I finally went on a date with a girl I've been talking to for 2 years. She is my dream girl, picture perfect and I love her with all my heart. So I asked her, half jokingly, if I was her dream guy. Her reply? "Don't ask me something you don't want to hear the answer of." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 413

You deserved it 1 242

randomguy76 14

Sunday 28 December 2014 8:31

How could you be so inconsiderate OP? It was entirely obvious that you two were never meant to be because of your dominant left hand. Geez some people....

angkal2002 8

Sunday 28 December 2014 8:30

Are you even left handed?

Comments

Killz268 18

Sunday 28 December 2014 8:59

that's kind of rude. I'm left handed

Rababco 29

Sunday 28 December 2014 9:10

Yeah, me too.

ashley2pie 11

Sunday 28 December 2014 10:32

Me too... ?

larrena2377 26

Sunday 28 December 2014 13:00

Same here

AlphaOmega0106 18

Thursday 8 January 2015 12:41

I'm left handed, why do we keep getting down voted?

Manosapo 18

Sunday 28 December 2014 9:16

She might have commitment issues

sdroze1389 31

Sunday 28 December 2014 9:23

would she date you if you were ambidextrous? that's an important piece of data

Nathan23xx 18

Sunday 28 December 2014 9:29

The fear of left handed people and things is real and it sucks.

samantha236le 17

Sunday 28 December 2014 10:24

there's a phobia of left handed people?

Llama_Face89 33

Sunday 28 December 2014 11:29

21- if it exists somebody fears it.

rocker_chick105 31

Sunday 28 December 2014 16:45

Sinistrophobia, the fear of things on the left side or left handers, thanks to Google.

1PersonIsMyWorld 22

Monday 29 December 2014 5:27

44..haha!!!

brasiliano 16

Sunday 28 December 2014 10:03

I still believe left handed people know the meaning of life and the truth of the universe but refuse to share it with the rest.

larrena2377 26

Sunday 28 December 2014 13:02

It's our code. We're not allowed to share such sensitive information

AlphaOmega0106 18

Thursday 8 January 2015 12:42

Of course, I mean why would we share it to the overly oblivious right handers anyway, it's not like you could do much with it anyway

samantha236le 17

Sunday 28 December 2014 10:17

They say women are always right, not left.

FemskyD 26

Sunday 28 December 2014 10:31

Wauw youre not The only one who is confused xD

curt194 10

Sunday 28 December 2014 10:44

Maybe she values your friendship and doesn't want to date you? Self entitlement to someone dating you heavier you're nice is ridiculous!

TheMathMajor 26

Sunday 28 December 2014 19:13

Rejection still sucks, I think he's just bummed because the conversation was going well and her reason didn't really make sense. A simple "oh sorry, I'm not interested in that kind of relationship" would have sufficed. He didn't say that he thought he was entitled to a relationship just because he was talking to her.