Love: Today, I sent a text message to this girl I've been flirting... - FML

By Charly - 05/01/2009 06:16 - France

Today, I sent a text message to this girl I've been flirting with for a while now saying "How about coffee?". To which she answered "Great idea, I'll go and make myself one right now". FML

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Sunday 8 March 2009 6:43

Maybe she just misread your text... as in, maybe she thought you were suggesting she get some for herself. I know that if I read a text like that I'd be a little confused, and wouldn't want to jump to conclusions like you asking me out! So... don't blame her, just try again, but be more specific!

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Saturday 28 February 2009 5:45

maybe she wasn't sure about your text... or maybe shes dumb.

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Saturday 28 February 2009 5:45

maybe she wasn't sure about your text... or maybe shes dumb.

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Tuesday 10 April 2012 10:23

Maybe you need to man up and ASK her to have coffee with YOU. That kind of passive-aggressive "invitation" drive me nuts!

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Sunday 8 March 2009 6:43

Maybe she just misread your text... as in, maybe she thought you were suggesting she get some for herself. I know that if I read a text like that I'd be a little confused, and wouldn't want to jump to conclusions like you asking me out! So... don't blame her, just try again, but be more specific!

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Wednesday 18 March 2009 20:00

She prob didn't know what to maky of your message or was playing dumb. You should give it another go! :)

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Thursday 19 March 2009 1:38

wow. thats you're fault? be more descriptive.

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Saturday 2 May 2009 1:15

This really isn't an FML.

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Wednesday 1 July 2009 18:27

holy shit! thats really fucked up!!!!! :-/ FYL.

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Friday 4 September 2009 19:57

even though i am blonde im still gunna ask is she a dumb blonde or something?

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Saturday 6 February 2010 14:36

WTF how does ur life suck? grow up she was probably just teasing

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Wednesday 8 June 2011 19:49

lmao! your picture made me laugh

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Saturday 8 May 2010 1:50

That's really cute.

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Tuesday 13 July 2010 20:32

Agreed. I kind of smiled.

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Friday 16 July 2010 4:49

I've always wished I could tell the future

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