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Probably a good thing. She's super judgmental and superstitious if she would reject you for that. Just the type of crazy you want to avoid.
And here you were, thinking that "I'm left handed. Will you go out with me?" would be an irresistible pickup line.
That's just not right.
This was beautiful.
What does being left handed have to do with it?
That's pretty much the point of the FML. Well done, #4.
A lot of religious people look down at lefties
I can't remeber the reason exactly, but I THINK it's got something to do with lefthanded being translated as sinister? I dunno, all I know is, my dad is left handed and was raised as a super strict Catholic, so he finally got fed up one day, and well, now he's learned to be ambidextrous.
You'll leave that part out next time? Why did you include it the first time? Seems kind of irrelevant.
Who turns someone down for being left-handed? My boyfriend of 4 and a half years is left-handed. Probably just wanted an excuse to turn you down.
There goes my chances with her ever in my life hahaha ??
Well, you know what they say about left-handed guys, right? ... They always have ink on their hand. No wonder she didn't want to date you. Inky hand. Ew.
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That's just not right.
And here you were, thinking that "I'm left handed. Will you go out with me?" would be an irresistible pickup line.