By sirradel - 19/08/2013 23:15 - United States

Today, my spouse asked me if I could transfer some of the passion I have for buffalo wings into our relationship. FML
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sirradel 14

OP here guys! Just for your information, I'm a woman and my spouse is a man.

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Umbreon01100 18

That is considered cannibalism, and cannibalism is frowned upon in many countries my friend.

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Jake_Hale 7

LOL OP you should've said "if only you had the same passion about me as much as you have for sex"

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nurchok 15

Don't be silly #1, eat her out, but make sure to spice it up :)

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Jake_Hale 7

Mmmm oh my god #22

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MATEUSHD 5

Got something up your sleeve there Me. Wonka?

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WellThatSucked89 13

OPs profile states indeed, that she is a miss.

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zaise_chsa 19

There's nothing better than a plate of good wings.

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Caitie_kid 8

It's true. It's a tough decision to make.

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BeccaHugs 17

Now it's time for OP to make his relationship (especially in the bedroom) as hot and spicy as a plate of wings.

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NoFlippinWai 24

put buffalo sauce on her naughty bits and see if she ever makes that connection again.

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REFF_fml 9

Baby if you were a car id shift your gears :P

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AnthonyWheeler15 24

That's a lot of passion, cause you gotta admit, wings are delicious.

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Michele2luv 8

My thoughts exactly lol

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DocBastard 38

I see you spreading blue cheese on her breasts and licking it off...Mmmm... Wait, I can't tell if I'm aroused or hungry now.

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Grauncho 27

You sir, need to calm down.

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Jake_Hale 7

No he doesn't need to calm down.... That's kind of hot

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gAt_d 26

I'm hungry and aroused! Ohh decisions, decisions....

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babeababe 16

Buy her some buffalo wings, then maybe she'll understand.

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Fluffydemise 18

I see some creative foreplay involving celery and ranch dressing in your future, OP.

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AbstraktThoughts 13

Spread buffalo wings all over her? Then when you finish eating them, go lie down for a nap!

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