By sirradel - 19/08/2013 23:15 - United States

Today, my spouse asked me if I could transfer some of the passion I have for buffalo wings into our relationship. FML
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sirradel 14
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OP here guys! Just for your information, I'm a woman and my spouse is a man.

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Umbreon01100 18
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Not your fault, buffalo wings are good

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Umbreon01100 18
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That is considered cannibalism, and cannibalism is frowned upon in many countries my friend.

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Jake_Hale 7
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LOL OP you should've said "if only you had the same passion about me as much as you have for sex"

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nurchok 15
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Don't be silly #1, eat her out, but make sure to spice it up :)

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Jake_Hale 7
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Mmmm oh my god #22

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Caitie_kid 8
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23, you're kind of weird....

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Dodgydaly 11
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#9 most countries...

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soullyfe 33
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OP could be a female...

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MATEUSHD 5
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Got something up your sleeve there Me. Wonka?

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Kazeran 7
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Why do you think it's a her?

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WellThatSucked89 13
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OPs profile states indeed, that she is a miss.

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Umbreon01100 18
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Not your fault, buffalo wings are good

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JesseAttack 21
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Damn right they are!

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zaise_chsa 19
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There's nothing better than a plate of good wings.

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Caitie_kid 8
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It's true. It's a tough decision to make.

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BeccaHugs 17
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Now it's time for OP to make his relationship (especially in the bedroom) as hot and spicy as a plate of wings.

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NoFlippinWai 24
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put buffalo sauce on her naughty bits and see if she ever makes that connection again.

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REFF_fml 9
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Baby if you were a car id shift your gears :P

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COSCO 13
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Wings > Relationship

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AnthonyWheeler15 24
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That's a lot of passion, cause you gotta admit, wings are delicious.

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Michele2luv 8
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My thoughts exactly lol

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DocBastard 38
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I see you spreading blue cheese on her breasts and licking it off...Mmmm... Wait, I can't tell if I'm aroused or hungry now.

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Grauncho 26
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You sir, need to calm down.

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Jake_Hale 7
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No he doesn't need to calm down.... That's kind of hot

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gAt_d 26
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I'm hungry and aroused! Ohh decisions, decisions....

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babeababe 16
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Buy her some buffalo wings, then maybe she'll understand.

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Fluffydemise 18
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I see some creative foreplay involving celery and ranch dressing in your future, OP.

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AbstraktThoughts 13
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Spread buffalo wings all over her? Then when you finish eating them, go lie down for a nap!

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