Today, I was called an assortment of names and was almost followed home by a crazy bitch. Why? Because I stated that it was unsanitary for her to bring her dog to a grocery store. She clearly disagreed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Dog people
Today, a crazed woman started screaming at me at the dog park. She was saying that I was cruel and unfit to be a pet owner, and she ought to kick my ass. My dog's ears and tail were cropped before I even got him. He’s a rescue and came to me like this. She wouldn’t listen and followed me to my car. FML
Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML
Parent #1 of the Year
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
How very dare you?
Today, I went to an over-crowded grocery store. As I reached the front of a long line, I noticed that a cart had been abandoned in everybody's way. Trying to be helpful, I moved it to the side. An enormous woman then shoved me and yelled at me for "pushing her property around." FML
Entitlement
Today, I went to the supermarket with my husband and kids. A crazy old man started yelling at us and challenged us to fight him outside. Security had to escort us to our car. Why was he so mad? Our cart momentarily blocked his path to the beef jerky samples. FML
Today, I was stopped in the grocery store by a stranger, who berated me, quite loudly, for going out in public in my pajamas. I had just gotten off work and was wearing scrubs. FML
Today, I placed an order at a fast food joint, when the elderly lady behind me cussed me out for ordering the same thing she wanted. She ranted that I was a "dirty thief", while everyone else glared at me as if I was holding up the line. What the fuck? FML
Customers from hell
Today, at work a customer yelled at me, called me a 'fucking bitch', 'a fat whore', and, told me to lose weight because I wouldn't let her in the grocery store I work at to buy lettuce, after we'd closed. Lettuce for her lizard. FML
Today, at work, I was screamed at and slapped by a woman for supposedly violating her 2nd Amendment rights. In reality, I'd simply turned her away from the 10 items or less line because she had well over the allowed number of items. I've no fucking idea what's wrong with some people. FML
Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML
Top comments
mk58 31
Unless she needed the dog for service (those dogs are extremely well-trained), I fail to see why she would need her dog at the grocery store.
kiran_fml 5
Isn't she not allowed to bring her dog in anyways?
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OnlyOnFML 0
I'm going out on a limb here and saying it might've been a service dog. And in that case, the dog is allowed in the store. If it was a toy dog and she was just a crazy bitch, then sorry OP.
lidemocr 0
I doubt that. I'm sure OP would know the difference since I'm guessing he's not under 5 or mentally challenged. I'm sure it was a little yapping bitch dog like a chihuahua.
MaryJaneGreen 9
#16: someone who has a service dog wouldnt go psyco & fallow someone home just for saying its unsanitary for dogs to enter a grocery store.. Most service dogs have the little vest thingies on them. So i think the lady probaby had a lap dog or some shit..
Styles_McMustard 2
My service dog doesn't wear a vest. He just has a little tag on his collar.
SeemsToFail 0
Is she dumb or something
DocBastard 40
Rule 1: The customer is always right. Rule 2: If the customer is ever wrong, see Rule 1. Rule 3: Unless that customer is a psycho bitch.
EMTchic 14
I love when people say that lolz, the first two I mean . I'd love to know how they would handle some of the situations that would put them in . I say "all this stuff I'm getting is free for me !" cashier says "um, no its not ?" I say "read the sign !"
HolyCarp 5
How can you be almost followed home?
Meme1988 18
She ran away, or went to the mall or something... Untill the crazy woman gone away
a_purple_orange 4
It was actually a seeing-eye dog...
LOLZ11 0
Do they not have like laws on that, guide dogs only I thought..
Senseless_487 29
Sometimes it makes no difference. In certain states, all you're allowed to ask is if it's a service animal. If they say yes, there isn't a damned thing you can do about it.
Styles_McMustard 2
They can legally only ask 3 questions: Is this a service dog? Are you disabled? What does he do to help you?
MissHayleyJames 7
Unless the dog is filthy or licking/peeing/******** on everything, I fail to see what's unsanitary about it. Service dogs are allowed everywhere and they're not considered unsanitary, and you can actually call any dog a service dog and a public place like a store or restaurant can't make you leave since there's no officially recognized certification.
Meme1988 18
I dont hate dogs at all, but i dont want them near my food! Same as the op!
hotPinklipstick 24
Most service dogs are required to wear a vest or a special tag on their collar so that people can't say just any dog is a service dog.
dixiefoxx 22
The OP never said if it was a service dog or not.. And I'm guessing it probably wasn't
evilplatypus 39
There are several different officially recognized certifications of service dogs, depending on your area.
MissHayleyJames 7
But how is a service dog any more sanitary than a regular dog? And there's no federal certification. There are programs out there but all you legally have to do is say "he's a service dog" and the business owner can't question it. If you wanted to get a best for your pet an say he is, no one can stop you.
thelinlinx3 10
I totally agree with you. The reason I thought the OP was against the dog being in the store was due to the fact that having a dog in the store can cause chaos, he can tumble things over, cause a commotion, or start barking at people in the middle of aisle (or whatever)... but because it's unsanitary? Unless the woman picked it up randomly on the street, it's very unlikely.
desireev 18
A service dog is only there to do it's job. And that is to escort the person through the store. No, it's not more clean or sanitary than any other dog, but a normal dog will snoop around, get into things, run wild, and cause a commotion. While a service dog is highly trained and won't do such things. That is what makes the two different dogs so different. And store owners know and understand that.
thelinlinx3 10
Yeah, but the OP wasn't referring to any of that except that the dog was unsanitary, which has nothing to do with it snooping around, going crazy, and causing a commotion. Thus, the reason why i would tell the OP: YDI.
MissHayleyJames 7
Why would you assume a non service dog would run amok? A trained dog won't run amok. It won't snoop around or get into things or cause a commotion. Now, I wouldn't want an untrained dog running around in a store, but I don't see any problem with having a well behaved dog in a store.
Senseless_487 29
Would you want to risk guessing whether or not a dog will run amok in your store? I wouldn't. That being said, I would absolutely tell them that if it isn't a service animal, it wouldn't be allowed in. OP used the wrong choice of words when telling the woman, but that doesn't make them wrong.
The_Great_Zucchi 15
#86 The problem with that statement is that every dog owner seems to think that THEIR dog is perfectly trained and won't bite or misbehave...
petraphotoDOTca 6
that's bullcrap. my dog is the smallest breed. I carried her around in my jacket/purse when she was a puppy. she still likes traveling around in my purse. she is cleaner than mist people and doesn't toucha thing. so.... no SmallestDOGever.webs.com
desireev 18
73- That's the point I was making. A poor choice of words on the OPs part. Every person does think their dog is the most well behaved. So it's all a matter of opinion and good judgement. My pooch is a very well behaved dog. It has been to Doggy Boarding School and has been trained by professionals. But there's no way in hell I'd take him in a store! You never know what your dog may pull. Dogs are known to have anxiety disorders. So someones dog may be the best dog in the world at home, but take the dog into a store with alot of people and many distractions, and your well behaved dog may misbehave.
MissHayleyJames 7
What's to say a service dog won't go nuts though? And what about service dogs in training? They're taken everywhere as a part of their training and they do go nuts sometimes, but you can't exactly train a service dog without taking it everywhere.
Namenlos_fml 20
Think of it, then, as a matter of probability. For the sake of argument, let's assume that all dogs are unsanitary - service dog or not. Stores that value high sanitary standards would ban all dogs, but that would violate
Jirekianu2 19
The point is service dogs are trained and regulated. A business (at least in california) is allowed to ask for proof/ID for the dog being a service animal. If the owner can't provide that information they are ejected from the store. Failure to do so is tresspassing. The reason you trust a service animal is that it has training to be much less likely to misbehave. And even a service dog in training will have a handler who is keeping a sharp eye on the dog. In all of these cases the dog will almost always be required to be on a leash. If you see no difference or don't understand why some guy just saying his dog is trained isn't good enough? Then I don't know how to more clearly state it.
Styles_McMustard 2
First off, there's no federal regulations for certification or training for service dogs. Second, there is no requirement to wear any form of vest or collar. Third, asking for an id or certificate violates the ADA laws.
xTheDoctorx 1
Service dogs aren't required to wear vests or tags. The reason most service dogs have one of these things is because people typically assume someone is just "breaking the rules" by bringing their dog somewhere. My boy only wears a vest when we go somewhere he hasn't been before and people aren't likely to recognize him. He is very memorable. It throws people off to see a bluetick coonhound as a service dog.
imperialtl 12
Good thing you said something. Too many ppl are scared to speak up nowadays and they use the excuse of "minding their own business"
henrygondorff 2
Sorry but I disagree. It is not fear. It is the moral position that one should only give someone else grief when the cause is substantial. Here I doubt it.
studdmuffin1990 7
#31 U wrong (nuff said)
jagrmeister721 2
#31- Wrong. It is fear. I've seen so many hide behind a kind of fraidy-cat "non-judgmentalism" when it's because they don't have the stones to handle what happens after you say what you know to be right.
pattipan 7
Right. I call people on their misbehavior all the time and it's funny how often they walk around like they have big stones UNTIL they are actually confronted. Then they're whiny little crybaby *******.
gurly98 13
Moron
toenibbler 14
Tell her that it would be unsanitary to let her into your house
crimsonprodigy 15
Don't mind her, stupid people exist.