Again..? What did he do the first time around ?

Wait, he's done this before? No wonder you describe him as being Darwin Award nominated.

He's been nominated, but he really wants that trophy

Why would you keep your meat tenderizer and knives in a toolbox?

I think u should be nominated for a Darwin Award for explaining the story that way.

Peel the label off the toolbox and stick it to your cousin's forehead.

He probably thought that label meant it belonged to a tool.

So why he using a hammer and screwdriver to tenderize meat? And how did he hurt himself doing it?

You can't fix stupid.

genetics man... nothin' like it!! lol