By Anonymous - 20/04/2017 18:00

Today, my Darwin Award-nominated cousin got himself admitted to the hospital because he substituted the hammer and screwdriver for a meat tenderizer and a knife when he couldn't find the toolbox. The one I clearly labeled "TOOLS" in giant letters to avoid this situation from happening again. FML
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Pixiewolfe 46

Again..? What did he do the first time around ?

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phaelnb 26

He's been nominated, but he really wants that trophy

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Pixiewolfe 46

Again..? What did he do the first time around ?

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Glowworm56 26

Wait, he's done this before? No wonder you describe him as being Darwin Award nominated.

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phaelnb 26

He's been nominated, but he really wants that trophy

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cacheson 41

Why would you keep your meat tenderizer and knives in a toolbox?

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jaydawg69 6

I think u should be nominated for a Darwin Award for explaining the story that way.

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JBChristian 47

Right, because that will get him killed naturally.

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celestialphoenix 9

Peel the label off the toolbox and stick it to your cousin's forehead.

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RichardPencil 30

He probably thought that label meant it belonged to a tool.

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Warmonger_Smurf 29

So why he using a hammer and screwdriver to tenderize meat? And how did he hurt himself doing it?

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azouwa 26

genetics man... nothin' like it!! lol

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