Today, I was called an assortment of names and was almost followed home by a crazy bitch. Why? Because I stated that it was unsanitary for her to bring her dog to a grocery store. She clearly disagreed. FML
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Today, a crazed woman started screaming at me at the dog park. She was saying that I was cruel and unfit to be a pet owner, and she ought to kick my ass. My dog's ears and tail were cropped before I even got him. He’s a rescue and came to me like this. She wouldn’t listen and followed me to my car. FML
Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
Today, I went to an over-crowded grocery store. As I reached the front of a long line, I noticed that a cart had been abandoned in everybody's way. Trying to be helpful, I moved it to the side. An enormous woman then shoved me and yelled at me for "pushing her property around." FML
Today, I went to the supermarket with my husband and kids. A crazy old man started yelling at us and challenged us to fight him outside. Security had to escort us to our car. Why was he so mad? Our cart momentarily blocked his path to the beef jerky samples. FML
Today, I was stopped in the grocery store by a stranger, who berated me, quite loudly, for going out in public in my pajamas. I had just gotten off work and was wearing scrubs. FML
Today, I placed an order at a fast food joint, when the elderly lady behind me cussed me out for ordering the same thing she wanted. She ranted that I was a "dirty thief", while everyone else glared at me as if I was holding up the line. What the fuck? FML
Today, at work a customer yelled at me, called me a 'fucking bitch', 'a fat whore', and, told me to lose weight because I wouldn't let her in the grocery store I work at to buy lettuce, after we'd closed. Lettuce for her lizard. FML
Today, at work, I was screamed at and slapped by a woman for supposedly violating her 2nd Amendment rights. In reality, I'd simply turned her away from the 10 items or less line because she had well over the allowed number of items. I've no fucking idea what's wrong with some people. FML
Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML
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mk58 31
Unless she needed the dog for service (those dogs are extremely well-trained), I fail to see why she would need her dog at the grocery store.
kiran_fml 5
Isn't she not allowed to bring her dog in anyways?
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janosomething 6
In some countries dogs are allowed in shops no matter if they are merely pets or otherwise. I was in Austria last December and was surprised to see dogs in butchers, candy stores, clothing shops, supermarkets etc. Supposedly it's legal there. What surprised me even more was the fact that you NEVER saw dog shit ANYWHERE on the sidewalk.
jackson41 4
Stupid dog people ruin it for other legit dog people!
pattipan 7
Yes, I agree. It is unfortunate for those of you who are considerate enough to control your dogs, keep them away from those of us who may not like dogs, may fear dogs or be allergic to dogs, and would never dream of bringing your dog to a place where dogs are not supposed to be and expect everyone to ohh and ahh and roll out the red carpet for your dog. On behalf of those of us who do not like dogs anywhere near our persons, thank you No. 157 for being a responsible dog owner and respecting the rights and opinions of others.
bubo_fml 11
Don't worry OP...Someday, the crazy bitch will bring her dog into 7-11 & her dog will electrocute itself by trying to **** the Slurpee machine...Kharma balanced!
pattipan 7
^LMFAO!
Tamz13 2
Since you help train dogs, quick question if you don't mind. I have both severe Bi-Polar and anxiety. Been looking into the service dog thing. Happen to know of any reputable training organizations in the coastal South Carolina area?
Tamz13 2
Sorry, hit wrong button. Above reply was for 96-sappermaximus
Jirekianu2 19
I would have gone to the managers. Whether a purse dog or a great dane. If it's not a service animal then you can't have it there. Health code reasons. Severe enough that the store would lose theirs if caught even once letting a pet being present slide.
tobedd 13
Wasn't your place to confront her. Next don't be stupid and tell a store clerk to deal with it
shovelface1990 4
Yet I am willing to bet you let your cat track shit sand all over your kitchen counters. YDI
aasshhll3eyy 2
were you the store manager? otherwise you deserve it! why stick your nose where it doesnt belong? plus...dont you wash your open food before eating it? id be more worried about sick people sneezing on shit then a dog in a store...
badactor009 0
Dog at the grocery store, really? That set you off? How about mind your own business and stop trying to set the world right by your rules. Did I mention that you might try minding your own business?