Today, I was called an assortment of names and was almost followed home by a crazy bitch. Why? Because I stated that it was unsanitary for her to bring her dog to a grocery store. She clearly disagreed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a crazed woman started screaming at me at the dog park. She was saying that I was cruel and unfit to be a pet owner, and she ought to kick my ass. My dog's ears and tail were cropped before I even got him. He’s a rescue and came to me like this. She wouldn’t listen and followed me to my car. FML
Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
Today, I went to an over-crowded grocery store. As I reached the front of a long line, I noticed that a cart had been abandoned in everybody's way. Trying to be helpful, I moved it to the side. An enormous woman then shoved me and yelled at me for "pushing her property around." FML
Today, I went to the supermarket with my husband and kids. A crazy old man started yelling at us and challenged us to fight him outside. Security had to escort us to our car. Why was he so mad? Our cart momentarily blocked his path to the beef jerky samples. FML
Today, I was stopped in the grocery store by a stranger, who berated me, quite loudly, for going out in public in my pajamas. I had just gotten off work and was wearing scrubs. FML
Today, I placed an order at a fast food joint, when the elderly lady behind me cussed me out for ordering the same thing she wanted. She ranted that I was a "dirty thief", while everyone else glared at me as if I was holding up the line. What the fuck? FML
Today, at work a customer yelled at me, called me a 'fucking bitch', 'a fat whore', and, told me to lose weight because I wouldn't let her in the grocery store I work at to buy lettuce, after we'd closed. Lettuce for her lizard. FML
Today, at work, I was screamed at and slapped by a woman for supposedly violating her 2nd Amendment rights. In reality, I'd simply turned her away from the 10 items or less line because she had well over the allowed number of items. I've no fucking idea what's wrong with some people. FML
Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML
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mk58 31
Unless she needed the dog for service (those dogs are extremely well-trained), I fail to see why she would need her dog at the grocery store.
kiran_fml 5
Isn't she not allowed to bring her dog in anyways?
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Comments (91)
girlfreaknasty 0
You ever wonder if maybe it was a service dog?
Kewipop 3
I bring my dog everywhere with me because I am a guide dog trainer. Did you ever think of that possibility. We groom our dogs everyday and make sure they are clean and will not cause health hazerds
FenrisFiasco 6
Look, if the dog wasn't filthy or bothering anyone you should've just kept your mouth shut. Do you not know how many people fondle the food you buy? A grocery store is disturbingly unsanitary in general, so unless the dog was digging its crack and pawing through the salad bar like I see people doing...
GetTheFuckOut 7
You deserve it for getting into business that's not even yours.
acs123acs 22
If the dog was a service dog then you definitely deserved it. If it was not a service/aid dog then it would be an fml. So what kind of dog was it op?
mkcherry 14
Its freaking gross to bring your pets somewhere food is being served or displayed, especially a grocery store where there is open produce etc. I probably wouldnt have said anything to her just because I don't believe in talking to ignorant people for no reason but the store employees should have said something to her. If you have a service dog they need to be CLEARLY labeled as such, more than likely she was some bimbo with a small yapping animal that could have been left at home.
fantasyworld 39
Was the dog a service animal?
rubberduck_of_doom 31
On the one hand she totally overreacted and I feel sorry for you! On the other Hand: Get of your high horse!!! I've seen lots of dogs in grocery stores and it's not like they were running around and licking or ******** on everything. Some dogs just can't be left alone because they bark a lot and the neighbours get angry or whatever. So what is a person that lives alone with just his/her dog to do? Not go shopping ever? As long as the dog is well behaved I personally don't see a problem with bringing it!
FemskyD 26
I have a dog and always gets criticized by strangers about these things.. she needs to ask upfront, and if the store allows it sorry to say, but then it's none of your business..
gsmalls666 11
a service dog does not need identification. they are not allowed in food prep areas. it's cleaner than you are. my dog(yes a registered service dog) goes everywhere with me. if someone bitches I tell them to go **** themselves. 99% of the stores I go to are disappointed if he's not with me. stop being a nosy **** unless the dog is bothering you(not just being there). if it's a problem it's not a service dog. u deserve it bitch