Animals, Dogs, Relatable and Awkward: Dog people - FML

Dog people

By peta eata - 02/08/2021 13:01 - United States

Today, a crazed woman started screaming at me at the dog park. She was saying that I was cruel and unfit to be a pet owner, and she ought to kick my ass. My dog's ears and tail were cropped before I even got him. He’s a rescue and came to me like this. She wouldn’t listen and followed me to my car. FML

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benjamn 24

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Monday 2 August 2021 22:05

The only problem with dog parks are the people.

Marcella1016 31

Tuesday 3 August 2021 1:35

People just need to mind their own ******* business. Like does it feel good to be viscerally angry and pissed off all the time?! FUCK that makes me mad.

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benjamn 24

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Monday 2 August 2021 22:05

The only problem with dog parks are the people.

RichardPencil 30

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Monday 2 August 2021 23:15

That's an odd pick-up line. It worked -- here you are talking about her.

Marcella1016 31

Tuesday 3 August 2021 1:35

People just need to mind their own ******* business. Like does it feel good to be viscerally angry and pissed off all the time?! FUCK that makes me mad.

RichardPencil 30

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Tuesday 3 August 2021 1:38

Please don't follow me to my car. TIA

alex_jaguara 31

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Wednesday 4 August 2021 13:14

Harassment charges?

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