Today, I was called an assortment of names and was almost followed home by a crazy bitch. Why? Because I stated that it was unsanitary for her to bring her dog to a grocery store. She clearly disagreed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a crazed woman started screaming at me at the dog park. She was saying that I was cruel and unfit to be a pet owner, and she ought to kick my ass. My dog's ears and tail were cropped before I even got him. He’s a rescue and came to me like this. She wouldn’t listen and followed me to my car. FML
Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
Today, I went to an over-crowded grocery store. As I reached the front of a long line, I noticed that a cart had been abandoned in everybody's way. Trying to be helpful, I moved it to the side. An enormous woman then shoved me and yelled at me for "pushing her property around." FML
Today, I went to the supermarket with my husband and kids. A crazy old man started yelling at us and challenged us to fight him outside. Security had to escort us to our car. Why was he so mad? Our cart momentarily blocked his path to the beef jerky samples. FML
Today, I was stopped in the grocery store by a stranger, who berated me, quite loudly, for going out in public in my pajamas. I had just gotten off work and was wearing scrubs. FML
Today, I placed an order at a fast food joint, when the elderly lady behind me cussed me out for ordering the same thing she wanted. She ranted that I was a "dirty thief", while everyone else glared at me as if I was holding up the line. What the fuck? FML
Today, at work a customer yelled at me, called me a 'fucking bitch', 'a fat whore', and, told me to lose weight because I wouldn't let her in the grocery store I work at to buy lettuce, after we'd closed. Lettuce for her lizard. FML
Today, at work, I was screamed at and slapped by a woman for supposedly violating her 2nd Amendment rights. In reality, I'd simply turned her away from the 10 items or less line because she had well over the allowed number of items. I've no fucking idea what's wrong with some people. FML
Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML
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mk58 31
Unless she needed the dog for service (those dogs are extremely well-trained), I fail to see why she would need her dog at the grocery store.
kiran_fml 5
Isn't she not allowed to bring her dog in anyways?
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Sidel 11
Think about the way you say things, especially to strangers. Personally I think people who brings their dogs into malls/stores are idiots. They obviously don't think about people being scared of dogs or allergic. Or the barking. Service dogs can't be helped, of course. And I know that dogs can be very well trained, but that doesn't make allergies and fear go away.
katiejeankran 5
Crazy bbbbbiatch!
auctiongirl 10
No dogs in the grocery store. Service pets should have to wear a body net to keep hairs from flying around in stores.
pattipan 7
You said it, No. 113. And for those of you who think kids are worse, kids are HUMANS and wear diapers. A dog indoors ***** and pisses the floor. The kid does it in the diaper. There is a line of demarcation between humans and dogs. Some lonely people blur that line. That is their problem, not all of society's.
docscientist 10
I have a feeling that a lot of people at the grocer's are less sanity than a dog. But there's a reason why people don't want 20 dogs in a store at once.
DanniMal87 3
i would've smacked her and ran!!
guerillazinsuits 1
That bitch cray. Aint it jay?
efemel94 7
The amount of "you deserved it"s outweigh the other option and yet the comments suggest the complete opposite. Hmm
hitmanoo 16
Rest assured you are right. There is no place for animals in a grocery store. It's unhygienic. (service dogs being the sole exclusion)
pattipan 7
Lonely people get dogs so they can have something to come home to. It doesn't take long before their lives revolve around their dogs. They're at work listening to their colleagues talk about their kids. They blat on and on about Fido and think they're talking about the same thing. Uh, no, their co-workers gave birth to HUMANS. You're just a nut who thinks your dog is the same as your cubicle mate's four-year-old child. The dog is their child or significant other so they think it should be accorded the same priviledges as a human. When I caught the woman with her clearly NOT a service dog in her purse letting him chow down at the salad bar, she kept screaming at me that I had ruined their evening together and cooing to the dog that I was an asshole who didn't understand. So taking her dog in her purse to a salad bar at the market was 'date night' for her. And I understand that her dog ate food she didn't pay for and her dog's slobber was all over the remaining food in the salad bar. The market had to close down the salad bar and dump all the food because they couldn't be sure what the dog's mouth had touched and would not allow their other customers to purchase anything that was in any way questionable. So other customers were inconvenienced and the store lost all that food because one idiot couldn't understand that because her dog is her 'baby' it doesn't get special rights. It was a teacup dog but from the way its shit smelled you would have thought she was carrying around an elephant.
themattinthehat 6
So because you saw one person in one place one time with a dog, and they acted out of line, suddenly everyone with a dog is a psycho? That's like me saying that Hitler was a bad person, so all German people are bad people. It makes zero sense.
pattipan 7
No, I have seen multiple dogs in multiple places where they should not be.
MaryJaneGreen 9
I totally agree with OP. Its nasty having someones dog hands all over potential groceries.. Youd think the workers would say something about that..