Today, I was called an assortment of names and was almost followed home by a crazy bitch. Why? Because I stated that it was unsanitary for her to bring her dog to a grocery store. She clearly disagreed. FML
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Today, a crazed woman started screaming at me at the dog park. She was saying that I was cruel and unfit to be a pet owner, and she ought to kick my ass. My dog's ears and tail were cropped before I even got him. He’s a rescue and came to me like this. She wouldn’t listen and followed me to my car. FML
Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
Today, I went to an over-crowded grocery store. As I reached the front of a long line, I noticed that a cart had been abandoned in everybody's way. Trying to be helpful, I moved it to the side. An enormous woman then shoved me and yelled at me for "pushing her property around." FML
Today, I went to the supermarket with my husband and kids. A crazy old man started yelling at us and challenged us to fight him outside. Security had to escort us to our car. Why was he so mad? Our cart momentarily blocked his path to the beef jerky samples. FML
Today, I was stopped in the grocery store by a stranger, who berated me, quite loudly, for going out in public in my pajamas. I had just gotten off work and was wearing scrubs. FML
Today, I placed an order at a fast food joint, when the elderly lady behind me cussed me out for ordering the same thing she wanted. She ranted that I was a "dirty thief", while everyone else glared at me as if I was holding up the line. What the fuck? FML
Today, at work a customer yelled at me, called me a 'fucking bitch', 'a fat whore', and, told me to lose weight because I wouldn't let her in the grocery store I work at to buy lettuce, after we'd closed. Lettuce for her lizard. FML
Today, at work, I was screamed at and slapped by a woman for supposedly violating her 2nd Amendment rights. In reality, I'd simply turned her away from the 10 items or less line because she had well over the allowed number of items. I've no fucking idea what's wrong with some people. FML
Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML
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mk58 31
Unless she needed the dog for service (those dogs are extremely well-trained), I fail to see why she would need her dog at the grocery store.
kiran_fml 5
Isn't she not allowed to bring her dog in anyways?
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Comments (91)
Greendaycheese 12
What if she was blind or something? And who are you to tell her otherwise? Minding your own business is a plus at times.
AmbrosiaWriter 17
If she was blind I'm sure the OP would've noticed that, and secondly the dog would've been marked as a service dog.
caliigirll707 2
mind ur own business; i hate when people tell me i cant take my dog places.
kafir 3
oh, please. people bring their screaming, nasty children everywhere. grocery stores, planes, restaurants. my dog is cleaner and more well behaved than most people's kids - i should be able to take him anywhere they can take their crotch fruit.
yaoifreak 8
Okay why did it matter If she brought a dog in the store with her was it your dog....no okay then .......................maybe it was your dog???
tc8996 0
I wouldn't have said anything. If she had her dog in the grocery store for no apparent reason, she is obviously psychotic
icyrick 10
What do you care? Most dogs are way better than most kids, so why don't we just ban kids from almost anywhere? I don't even like dogs that much, but even I can tell some can be cleaner than A LOT of people. Changed my mind, I kinda like dogs now. :D
granolabutt8 7
I'm torn on this one. You deserved it because it's none of your business where she brings her dog, and if it was a problem I'm sure a store manager would have said something to her. They don't need you to do it. However, that doesn't give her the right to follow you around like a psycho. I know this because I recently had a misunderstanding with a man in the Safeway parking lot and he could NOT get over it. Gave me the death stare, spat at me, swore at me from across the parking lot, all because I expressed confusion at him standing in an empty parking spot.
Jirekianu2 19
Op shouldn't have commented to her but to a manager. It is a health code violation to have a non service animal in a grocery store. Especially if one has a deli. The store can actually lose it's license if it doesn't enforce the policy.
granolabutt8 7
I can understand that, but people have their nasty snot-nosed children running around the stores touching everything and that's perfectly fine. People wipe their noses and put their hands down their pants and go to the bathroom without cleaning their hands and then go touch door handles and bag dispensers and anything else you can think of in a store. I'm not saying that this makes animals the cleanest creatures ever, but it's not that the store is significantly more dirty just because it's in there. He's not picking his nose and putting his paws all over the produce.
j3ebrules 13
Well, two crazy bitches. Assuming the dog was female.
melrose90210 10
You could have gotten her arrested. It is illegal to bring ANY animal into a grocery store, unless it is a marked service one.
reba_danielle 0
She might have a psych needs dog. Many people who suffer from PTSD have them, and the dog must be with then at all times as anything can cause a flashback it other PTSD response to occur, yes, EVEN IN THE GROCERY STORE!!!
AmbrosiaWriter 17
In that case, the dog would be marked as a service dog, and the OP probably would've just kept on walking, noticing the marking stating that said dog is a service dog. That's how people who require animal companions are supposed to show that they, in fact, need the animal companion and that people who don't can't just claim that they do.
Tamz13 2
You do have to keep in mind if it was a psychiatric service dog, people with mental disorders sometimes have problems remembering the right way to do things. Such as putting the vest & proper tags on their service animals
Jirekianu2 19
In which case the op should have pointed out the dog to management. If management didn't ask if the dog is a service animal and ask to see proof of it being a service animal the store can be reported to the health department
Styles_McMustard 2
151, service dogs aren't required to wear anything special.