Today, I was called an assortment of names and was almost followed home by a crazy bitch. Why? Because I stated that it was unsanitary for her to bring her dog to a grocery store. She clearly disagreed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a crazed woman started screaming at me at the dog park. She was saying that I was cruel and unfit to be a pet owner, and she ought to kick my ass. My dog's ears and tail were cropped before I even got him. He’s a rescue and came to me like this. She wouldn’t listen and followed me to my car. FML
Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
Today, I went to an over-crowded grocery store. As I reached the front of a long line, I noticed that a cart had been abandoned in everybody's way. Trying to be helpful, I moved it to the side. An enormous woman then shoved me and yelled at me for "pushing her property around." FML
Today, I went to the supermarket with my husband and kids. A crazy old man started yelling at us and challenged us to fight him outside. Security had to escort us to our car. Why was he so mad? Our cart momentarily blocked his path to the beef jerky samples. FML
Today, I was stopped in the grocery store by a stranger, who berated me, quite loudly, for going out in public in my pajamas. I had just gotten off work and was wearing scrubs. FML
Today, I placed an order at a fast food joint, when the elderly lady behind me cussed me out for ordering the same thing she wanted. She ranted that I was a "dirty thief", while everyone else glared at me as if I was holding up the line. What the fuck? FML
Today, at work a customer yelled at me, called me a 'fucking bitch', 'a fat whore', and, told me to lose weight because I wouldn't let her in the grocery store I work at to buy lettuce, after we'd closed. Lettuce for her lizard. FML
Today, at work, I was screamed at and slapped by a woman for supposedly violating her 2nd Amendment rights. In reality, I'd simply turned her away from the 10 items or less line because she had well over the allowed number of items. I've no fucking idea what's wrong with some people. FML
Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML
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mk58 31
Unless she needed the dog for service (those dogs are extremely well-trained), I fail to see why she would need her dog at the grocery store.
kiran_fml 5
Isn't she not allowed to bring her dog in anyways?
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Comments (91)
WCARlover 35
Hopefully you made sure it wasn't a service dog. If it wasn't a service dog then think you had the right to say that
HighGTurn 12
Mind your own business next time.
pervy_ninja 3
Meh the dog isn't any more unsanitary than a lot of the people who go out in public.
Mifflicious 18
True that, but too many dogs are untrained because of stupid owners, and you can't have a rule that says "Untrained, unsanitary dogs not allowed" since none of those owners would ever understand that their dog is one of them..
FeroniaMoonscyth 2
Damn straight. Got a neighborhood full of such dogs, whose owners can't possibly have more than 3 brain cells between the lot of em.
dtemple1110 6
Why would you even comment? Sounds like she's a crazy person and you're a snob.
KiddNYC1O 22
The war to make the world a better place is a never ending one.
dixiefoxx 22
She's the crazy bitch, but there was a way to prevent this from happening- you not telling her that it was unsanitary to bring her dog. Easy fix, really.. And what was so unsanitary that the dog was doing? Hm?
dixiefoxx 22
Damn.. I misread the FML :p but yeah, you said it, she is a crazy bitch
muffinXmonster 12
Perhaps her dog likes to pic out it's own dog food
Wtf91101 3
Why are people taking their dogs freaking everywhere now? Market, bookstore, drugstore, whatever. Leave the dog at home!
pattipan 7
You are so right. Ten years ago we didn't have this problem. Now, every outing must include Fido. Dogs are pets, not family members. You don't need to take them to the bookstore to help you choose which cheesy romance you are going to read. Your dog doesn't give a **** what you are reading; he is illiterate. Somewhere along the way a lot of dog owners lost the balance in their lives and now they think their dogs are equitable to humans and should be treated accordingly by the rest of society. Uh, no. It is bad enough that the 'Mommy of a furbaby' thinks her dog's opinion of a book is valid; it is worse that she expects me to go along with it. Grow up, "doggy mommies." You did not push that dog out of your ******, therefore it is not your child. Stop pretending and stop asking me to pretend with you. You are adults. Try to act like it.
acs123acs 22
Service dogs are an exception to that rule.
heereman 2
So does this mean since I have 3 dogs is my whole house unsanitary? I think this I kind of insulting towards dogs, in fact try have cleaner mouths than we do.
NoOneLovesYou 13
Try this one: plenty of people have severe animal-related allergies. Is it fair to them that anyone bring their dog, unnecessarily, to any public place? So please, shut your mouth and consider how such choices affect others before defending those actions.
THE_A_TEEN 28
I think it was about taking dogs to public areas where dogs are not allowed, like stores for example, and libraries, government building, restaurants, ETC.
lidemocr 0
3 dogs? Inside your house? Yes, your home is probably very unsanitary.
pattipan 7
Dogs do not have cleaner mouths than humans. You dog people use that stupid statement all the time but here is the real fact; when that infamous test was done in which the dog's mouth had fewer germs than the human's, the human's teeth had not been brushed for months. A regularly brushed human mouth is much cleaner than a dog's by a mile. You are either too uninformed or not honest enough to present the complete information.
pattipan 7
It probably stinks, too.
herbrightskies 9
My mother's neighbour has seven dogs and one cat, and I've never seen such a clean home. They're all incredibly well trained and do whatever she tells them to. Also, I'm not sure about this FML. For me it depends on what exactly the OP said to the woman. No, she shouldn't have had her dog in the store, but we've all done something that could be considered "unsanitary" at some point. Half the people made out to be "crazy bitches" have been highly insulted or mocked and we only get part of the story.
Jirekianu2 19
They don't have cleaner mouths. Also, it's about health code violations.
bankrupt 15
Absolutely, 100% right on this one, pattipan. When this test was conducted with a human who performed basic hygiene, the human's mouth was much cleaner.
BunBunBabe 8
What a crazy bitch! She should have been calm and collected with her response even if she hugely disagreed with what you said
badactor009 0
Huh? Not to pick on you but let me share my perspective. You said she was a crazy bitch. She acted accordingly. You should expect crazy bitches to be crazy bitches. In what kind of a world do crazy bitches act like reasonable people? This world has its fair share of crazy bitches and filled to the brim with unreasonable mother *******. Expecting them all to behave like Ward and June Cleaver is not reasonable either.
Pandacupcakelove 26
Crazy bitch, probably seeking attention -.- ignore her! They hate when you do that! ;)