Today, I was brushing my teeth and shaving in the shower. My favorite song came on, and I got mixed up. My tongue and mouth are cut badly now. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML
Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML
Today, while brushing my teeth half asleep, I stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush, toothpaste included. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower, when some suds from my shampoo fell into my mouth and down my throat. I retched and sputtered for about two minutes before finally throwing up. FML
Today, I was on my way to meet my partner's parents for the first time. Although I was in a rush, I managed to hop into the shower and shave. I now have a cut on my upper lip. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom in a rush to get ready. Without thinking, I put hand soap on my toothbrush. I didn't notice until it was already in my mouth. FML
Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML
Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep, poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I was brushing my teeth in my bathroom. As I looked in the mirror, I spotted a zit on my forehead. Keeping my toothbrush in my mouth, I quickly leaned in towards the mirror to pop the pimple, meanwhile lodging my toothbrush down my throat. I temporarily can't talk. FML
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F_MY_L1FE 0
WTH, who does both AT THE same time?? BAD IDEA. YDI
JesseJaymz 0
and now you have a mouth full of bloody pubes.
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Comments (187)
valdigrad 0
Holy shit.... just hurts to think about it haha. Oooouch! Think about what you're putting in your mouth next time (;
hayleyalice 0
ydi
amrik 11
YDI for being a guy and shaving :P
mrmaks18 7
tool
fmlxxreaderx 0
you hairy beast!!
Lulu714 0
Op=?
helloreally 0
how big is your toothbrush that as you were trying to fit the razor in your mouth that the size didn't tip you off right away?
paravoz 30
don't worry Op, Mr. Bean shaved his tongue and he's ok
NerdyDinoLover 0
Tsk tsk tsk I wonder if your legs are monty clean?
picturescrazy 24
You can shave without a mirror? o.o That sounds hard to me, but maybe that's just because I don't shave my face.