By katieemw95 - 23/9/2019 04:00

I'm not drunk, you're drunk!

Today, I came home from partying all night, having stayed completely sober. My Dad, blind drunk, told me he was proud of me for staying sober. He claims to have been sober longer than I have. FML

I agree, your life sucks

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You deserved it

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*recoils in horror*

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By jbuckets_404 | 38

#7845707 - Monday 23 September 2019 6:41

Sounds like one of you has a drinking problem....

By RichardPencil | 27

#7845715 - Monday 23 September 2019 6:52

You know the old saying, "Drunk words, crazy as fuck thoughts!"

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By jbuckets_404 | 38

#7845707 - Monday 23 September 2019 6:41

Sounds like one of you has a drinking problem....

By RichardPencil | 27

#7845715 - Monday 23 September 2019 6:52

You know the old saying, "Drunk words, crazy as fuck thoughts!"

By mcsmee | 3

#7845950 - Tuesday 24 September 2019 3:52

If you add up all the times he's been sober, the cumulative total probably is longer then you've been sober. It might even be longer than you've been alive.