Today, I was brushing my teeth and shaving in the shower. My favorite song came on, and I got mixed up. My tongue and mouth are cut badly now. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML
Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML
Today, while brushing my teeth half asleep, I stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush, toothpaste included. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower, when some suds from my shampoo fell into my mouth and down my throat. I retched and sputtered for about two minutes before finally throwing up. FML
Today, I was on my way to meet my partner's parents for the first time. Although I was in a rush, I managed to hop into the shower and shave. I now have a cut on my upper lip. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom in a rush to get ready. Without thinking, I put hand soap on my toothbrush. I didn't notice until it was already in my mouth. FML
Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML
Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep, poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I was brushing my teeth in my bathroom. As I looked in the mirror, I spotted a zit on my forehead. Keeping my toothbrush in my mouth, I quickly leaned in towards the mirror to pop the pimple, meanwhile lodging my toothbrush down my throat. I temporarily can't talk. FML
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F_MY_L1FE 0
WTH, who does both AT THE same time?? BAD IDEA. YDI
JesseJaymz 0
and now you have a mouth full of bloody pubes.
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Comments (187)
ohrlynow 9
I don't get why OP would try singing while shaving. Doesn't that sort of thing require you to keep your face pretty still? :/ Even if he hadn't gotten his toothbrush and razor mixed up, he could've nicked his face...which, granted, would have been a hell of a lot better than cutting his mouth and tongue.
lmao36 3
why would you brush your teeth while in the shower?
kkbanks 0
stupid FML moderated this FML it was better and funnier in the moderation process.
XxDrUnKeNGaMeRxX 0
lol do u have one of those toothbrushes that play music while u brush ur teeth
JBmm 0
okay...hold on. you brush your teeth in the shower. you shave while brushing your teeth in the shower, and where did the music come from?
qtips402 7
xzibit pimped his bathroom :P now OP has a Tv, a radio, a xbox and a basketball net in his shower
sallen0046 4
What kind of idiot brushes their teeth while shaving? Not to mention doing both while trying to sing. That's just moronic. This is totally and completely your own fault and you deserve to feel like the dumbest person on the face of the planet.
lilly831 0
if you have time to sing you have time to shave THEN brush duh
XxCrazygirlxX 0
that happened to Hal from malcom in the middle
JustJess666 0
not the brightest banana of the bunch huh op? well now you'll learn not to be a total dumb ass and pay attention when you shower or do anything for that matter... I sing, shave, and brush my teeth in the shower but NOT at the same time because like a sane person I try to be careful of my body and what I do to it. You totally deserve it dude sorry.
iranoutofnames 6
this hurt me to read.