Today, I was brushing my teeth and shaving in the shower. My favorite song came on, and I got mixed up. My tongue and mouth are cut badly now. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML
Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML
Today, while brushing my teeth half asleep, I stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush, toothpaste included. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower, when some suds from my shampoo fell into my mouth and down my throat. I retched and sputtered for about two minutes before finally throwing up. FML
Today, I was on my way to meet my partner's parents for the first time. Although I was in a rush, I managed to hop into the shower and shave. I now have a cut on my upper lip. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom in a rush to get ready. Without thinking, I put hand soap on my toothbrush. I didn't notice until it was already in my mouth. FML
Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML
Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep, poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I was brushing my teeth in my bathroom. As I looked in the mirror, I spotted a zit on my forehead. Keeping my toothbrush in my mouth, I quickly leaned in towards the mirror to pop the pimple, meanwhile lodging my toothbrush down my throat. I temporarily can't talk. FML
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Top comments
F_MY_L1FE 0
WTH, who does both AT THE same time?? BAD IDEA. YDI
JesseJaymz 0
and now you have a mouth full of bloody pubes.
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Comments (187)
kewlster1 0
oh eff it life seriously
pebbles8990 0
I don't understand how you didn't notice the differrence. it's not like the razor and the toothbrush was in the same hand.
Fay303 5
you totally deserve it u moron.
barbarajean 0
She got cut... In the mouth.
qtips402 7
I still believe that its better to get cut in the mouth than to get a papercut in the eye :P
imasummerloverx3 0
ydi for trying to brush your teeth, shave, and butcher a song at the same time. what makes this worse is that your a boy...
jordan75_fml 0
FAIL!!!
petite_amber150 0
that's from and episode of Malcolm in the Middle. come on OP a little creativity would be nice
zoes1234 0
quit multitasking
dont_stop_believ 0
how could you even do that one hand brushing one hand shaving?? you r a multitasker guuurl! lol
zjuan 0
haga