By Anonymous - 24/11/2018 09:30 - United States - Henderson

Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML
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RichardPencil 30
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Warning: Relaxing can be hazardous to your health.

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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It's hard work being gorgeous, isn't it? Well, for some of you. I'm naturally beautiful.

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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It's hard work being gorgeous, isn't it? Well, for some of you. I'm naturally beautiful.

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Emma Marshall 19

But other than that it's a good day 😬

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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Until you find out OP cut himself whilst shaving his balls. I'm going with male because the icon is male.

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RichardPencil 30
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I’m seeing the female icon. The real FML here would be that she had balls!

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BurnInDemonFire 33
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Had a male icon when I wrote that comment.

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RichardPencil 30
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Warning: Relaxing can be hazardous to your health.

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Mawseed 4

didn’t i see this story before

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Kurliez408 32
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Next time try the mask on your hand first, to check for reactions. not sure why exfoliating would chafe your nipples....

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TumblrweedPasses 11
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Who exfoliates their nipples, or anywhere near that area

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manb91uk 22

Well... If you're the kind of person who enjoys pain, that just might have been the most relaxing bath EVAR!!

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acmariner99 25
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“Relaxing”

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carlgrimes47 13
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Always test skin care products and makeup on a patch of skin on your inner wrist first to check for reactions. When exfoliating, steer clear of sensitive patches of skin, ie nipples and private parts. But you know better now so I leave with wishes of lick.

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TCRII 29

Some things in life really chap my ass. I guess exfoliating would chafe my nipples.

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