It's hard work being gorgeous, isn't it? Well, for some of you. I'm naturally beautiful.

But other than that it's a good day 😬

Until you find out OP cut himself whilst shaving his balls. I'm going with male because the icon is male.

I’m seeing the female icon. The real FML here would be that she had balls!

Had a male icon when I wrote that comment.

Warning: Relaxing can be hazardous to your health.

Did you put on a mask and exfoliate for the first time ever? Why on earth would your nipples need exfoliation?

didn’t i see this story before

Next time try the mask on your hand first, to check for reactions.
not sure why exfoliating would chafe your nipples....

Who exfoliates their nipples, or anywhere near that area

Well... If you're the kind of person who enjoys pain, that just might have been the most relaxing bath EVAR!!

“Relaxing”

Always test skin care products and makeup on a patch of skin on your inner wrist first to check for reactions. When exfoliating, steer clear of sensitive patches of skin, ie nipples and private parts. But you know better now so I leave with wishes of lick.