Today, I was at the laundromat doing my clothes when I noticed a cute guy next to me. I tried to be a ninja and sneak my sock into his basket so I could start a conversation with him. He saw me. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I saw a hot guy at the laundromat. Wanting an excuse to talk to him, I tossed a pair of my red underwear into his washer. What I didn't realize was that he was washing his whites. Thanks to me, he now has an entire load of pink shirts and boxers. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, I went to do laundry in my apartment building. I thought no one was around, so I walked down in my pajamas (a giant t-shirt with holes and socks with sandals). Of course, I ran into the neighbor I’ve had a crush on for months. He was shirtless, holding a laundry basket like an ad for cologne. He smiled and said, “Nice, erm, outfit?” I’ve never sprinted back upstairs faster. FML
Today, I was at the laundromat, when an attractive girl set up at the machine next to mine. She looked me up and down, then noticed the skid-marks on my underwear. FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Today, I was at work when a cute guy came up to me and said he liked my shirt. In a desperate attempt to say something back, I said, "Thanks, I like your shoelaces." FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
Today, I went to a store to buy pants for a new job. A really hot guy helped me get a pair down from a high shelf so I could try them on. He had flirted with me so I hurried in the fitting room so I could go talk to him. Note to self: Check to see if you have pants on after trying on clothes. FML
Today, while walking around the local thrift store, I noticed an attractive guy watching me and following me through the aisles. As he followed me to my car I was sure I would get his number. He then asks me to bring my purse inside as I had been tagged as a shoplifter. I work at the store. FML
Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML
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Copilot 0
What the **** kind of conversation are you going to start with a sock in his basket? "Oh hey I accidentally put this sock in your basket my name is crazy bitch, its nice to meet you!"
Jacks_Penguin 0
YDI for not knowing how to start conversations without pulling stupid stunts.
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nodayliketoday 0
I actually think this is really cute, and I reckon this would totally work on me :) If I was at a laundrette and I caught a girl slipping a sock into my basket and then she blushingly told me that she just wanted an excuse to talk to me, I think I'd probably melt a little. But I'm a girl, so possibly not OP's target audience.
nodbor 11
i got a dirty sock for ya that'll make ya melt.
nodbor 11
did he **** you anyway?
bazookamooka 0
wahaha ninja! FUNNEEE (:
WeedWoman 0
God damn you people are assholes, and bazookamooka your really super creepy. Get a ******* life people. http://misshightimes.com/users/weedwoman
Plumppotato 3
fire crotches kick ass. and im not just saying that because im a redhead. they do. ask anyone. ps, gods a ginger. he is. its in the bible. he appeared to moses as a "burning bush". think about it. burning. fire. bush. crotch. coincidence? no. god. the fire crotch. appeared to moses. case closed. gingers rock.
potobubbletea 0
I haven't been on this the past couple of days so I would like to make a few things clear to some of you assholes out there: 1. I AM ASIAN 2. I did NOT use the term "ninja" to imply that I was LITERALLY acting like a ninja. My brother and I have used that term since we were little kids to mean "sneaky" 3. Not everybody has balls of steel and can just walk up to a cute guy and talk to him out of the blue. Kudos to those who can, but I'm not one of them ...And NO, it is not because I'm UGLY 4. I did not know what MLIA was and quite frankly, still do not see the point of it If there's ANYTHING ELSE you would like to critique about the way I talk or live my life, be my guest
lologirl419 0
mmmmmkay, chillax, girl. You do know that it seemed like an odd thing to say, right? No need to get all defensive and pissed off... I'm sorry I made fun of something you've been saying since you were a little kid. There are a lot of people out there who just say stuff like that because they think they're cool... And they're not...
DameGreyWulf 1
But how the hell does it take more balls to acknowledge him than sneaking a sock in his basket? It's quite easy to get caught doing that, as you've demonstrated, and it's quite a deal more awkward when you are. .... And how the hell would sneaking a sock in his basket even register a conversation? He could have just taken off with your sock. Then what? And it'd be a rather obvious thing, too, that it wasn't an accident, even if you weren't caught. Let's assume the sock is something different from typical socks (rainbow? promotional?), so he'd notice right away, but now how would it have been physically possible for your sock to end up in his basket, other than you putting it there? If the boy wasn't bright enough to see that, he wouldn't be worth dating in my book. Unless your dryers were right next to each other, and you were just heaping out your socks so that they spilled everywhere, but I'm sure he'd then see that as you being a complete idiot. What you should have done was trip or "accidently" dump some of the basket somehow, and then he would help you pick up your socks, or he would at least notice you. Then you can just use how silly you are for tripping.
cruncheweezy 0
See, not being able to just talk to a guy really makes me think 'confidence issues.' Which sucks. Because most guys I've talked to, and most of my guy friends say that they'd rather just have a girl come out and talk to them, it's just so much easier than the back-and-forth-do-I-say-it?-Does-he-do-this?
DameGreyWulf 1
unused, I've only seen this post from you, and I immediately find you annoying But of course, I'm not a guy, so it doesn't matter. Also, pimpin's point was towards wapanese and weeaboos.
Me_Levi 0
HAHAHA i just love the ninja part, if you didnt ad that then i would not have found that amusing.... so yeeeeaaahhhhhhh..... ha
elizanena9 0
that was pro...total ninja right there
elizanena9 0
haha! FAIL!!! props on the ninja attempt.