Shopping, Shoes and Miscellaneous: Dog whistle

Dog whistle

By uglyshoegirl - 08/03/2015 21:49 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I sent a picture to my best friend of the shoes I want to wear to prom. She replied, "Wow those are so unique". I guess she forgot that last week she told me she only uses the word unique when she hates something. FML

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By Noname - 02/03/2009 14:07 - United States

Today, my friend and I went to a tacky-themed party. She was wearing orange faux snake stilettos. I commented, "Those are perfect for tonight, where'd you manage to find such hideous shoes?" It turns out she wears those shoes all the time, the color just matched her outfit. FML

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By Rose - 15/06/2012 05:54 - United States - Tenino

Today, I was at the mall with my friend. A lady came up to us and told my friend that she could be a model. Then the lady looked at me and said, "Oh... Nice shoes." FML

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By noname - 04/01/2009 05:39 - France

Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!". She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML

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By sel2207 - 06/01/2009 03:27 - France

Today, I lent my brand new earrings to one of my friends. Everyone told her that they are pretty, and look really great on her. I've been wearing them for the last 3 weeks, and no one has ever mentioned them. FML

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By ipaid350dollarsfornothing - 15/03/2013 07:09 - Qatar

Today, my prom dress finally arrived. My prom was yesterday. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 15:17 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, my mom wanted to send me a picture of me at graduation, saying that I looked pretty in it. It was a picture of a different girl; definitely not me. Way to go, mom. FML

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Late start

By Rachel - 18/05/2009 15:23 - United States

Today, I was planning on meeting my friend at the mall. She came late, and I was in the dressing room trying on a few things. When I came out to meet her, she looked at me oddly and said, "You shouldn't buy that, it looks terrible on you." Those were the clothes I came in. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2015 02:04 - United States - Lees Summit

Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML

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By Gregory - 28/11/2008 10:28 - France

Today, while shopping for a pair of shoes, I saw a pair I really liked lying around, so I sat down to try them on. Then, a man came up to me and pointed out that they were actually his shoes. FML

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Hot or not

By Anonymous - 08/08/2023 04:00

Today, my friend sent me a weird selfie in black and white. I sent one back, and she said I looked like an 80s porn star. It was funny, but then three of my friends had the same reaction. I didn't even look good in the picture. FML

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emxy92 22

Monday 9 March 2015 10:33

If you like them that's all that matters!

Telefunkish 12

Monday 9 March 2015 10:35

She sure seems to be a unique person

Comments

emxy92 22

Monday 9 March 2015 10:33

If you like them that's all that matters!

Classy_Sassy15 18

Monday 9 March 2015 15:32

Exactly, op is the person that's going to be wearing the shoes.

Telefunkish 12

Monday 9 March 2015 10:35

She sure seems to be a unique person

sunnyskys 25

Monday 9 March 2015 14:28

thank you for that lol I hate people who use the word that way

sunnyskys 25

Monday 9 March 2015 15:36

they deserve to have s*** thrown in your face

assassinbanana0 20

Monday 9 March 2015 20:48

Please stop.. Before you make it worse..

Telefunkish 12

Monday 9 March 2015 22:40

Yeah, that was pretty weird dude

nournahas 18

Monday 9 March 2015 10:35

She's giving you the hint.

Jake42100 17

Monday 9 March 2015 10:36

It would be even worse if she showed up in the same shoes...

CaitiieBuggs 23

Monday 9 March 2015 20:40

When I went to prom I wore some really cute shoes and apparently the rest of the girls thought they were cute too. Half the shoe room was the same pair of heels and it took ten minutes sending the shoe guy (aka my teacher) running back and forth trying to find mine.

Silvermaye 25

Monday 9 March 2015 10:37

Maybe her taste in shoes is... 'unique.' If you like them, I'm sure you'll look fabulous no matter what she thinks!

Bragi 12

Monday 9 March 2015 14:40

That's the worst advice possible.

cheeeksss 29

Monday 9 March 2015 10:37

Don't let others sway you. If you like them, wear it. I'm sure you'll look amazing.

Bragi 12

Monday 9 March 2015 14:50

Or terrible. Which is more likely?

smokecloud_ 37

Monday 9 March 2015 17:14

We haven't seen the shoes so we can't tell. You're being a debbie downer, you sure you're not the friend from the FML? I have an odd obsession with women's shoes and I see plenty that I don't find appealing, but if the wearer likes them, she should rock 'em.