Today, I sent a picture to my best friend of the shoes I want to wear to prom. She replied, "Wow those are so unique". I guess she forgot that last week she told me she only uses the word unique when she hates something. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend and I went to a tacky-themed party. She was wearing orange faux snake stilettos. I commented, "Those are perfect for tonight, where'd you manage to find such hideous shoes?" It turns out she wears those shoes all the time, the color just matched her outfit. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my friend. A lady came up to us and told my friend that she could be a model. Then the lady looked at me and said, "Oh... Nice shoes." FML
Today, I went shopping with a friend. She went to try some clothes on and came out to ask for my opinion. "Hell no! That shirt is awful!" She wanted to show me the pants. The shirt was hers. FML
Today, I lent my brand new earrings to one of my friends. Everyone told her that they are pretty, and look really great on her. I've been wearing them for the last 3 weeks, and no one has ever mentioned them. FML
Today, my prom dress finally arrived. My prom was yesterday. FML
Today, my mom wanted to send me a picture of me at graduation, saying that I looked pretty in it. It was a picture of a different girl; definitely not me. Way to go, mom. FML
Today, I was planning on meeting my friend at the mall. She came late, and I was in the dressing room trying on a few things. When I came out to meet her, she looked at me oddly and said, "You shouldn't buy that, it looks terrible on you." Those were the clothes I came in. FML
Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML
Today, while shopping for a pair of shoes, I saw a pair I really liked lying around, so I sat down to try them on. Then, a man came up to me and pointed out that they were actually his shoes. FML
Today, my friend sent me a weird selfie in black and white. I sent one back, and she said I looked like an 80s porn star. It was funny, but then three of my friends had the same reaction. I didn't even look good in the picture. FML
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Top comments
emxy92 22
If you like them that's all that matters!
Telefunkish 12
She sure seems to be a unique person
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Comments (63)
emxy92 22
If you like them that's all that matters!
Classy_Sassy15 18
Exactly, op is the person that's going to be wearing the shoes.
Telefunkish 12
She sure seems to be a unique person
sunnyskys 25
thank you for that lol I hate people who use the word that way
sunnyskys 25
they deserve to have s*** thrown in your face
assassinbanana0 20
Please stop.. Before you make it worse..
Telefunkish 12
Yeah, that was pretty weird dude
nournahas 18
She's giving you the hint.
Jake42100 17
It would be even worse if she showed up in the same shoes...
CaitiieBuggs 23
When I went to prom I wore some really cute shoes and apparently the rest of the girls thought they were cute too. Half the shoe room was the same pair of heels and it took ten minutes sending the shoe guy (aka my teacher) running back and forth trying to find mine.
Silvermaye 25
Maybe her taste in shoes is... 'unique.' If you like them, I'm sure you'll look fabulous no matter what she thinks!
Bragi 12
That's the worst advice possible.
cheeeksss 29
Don't let others sway you. If you like them, wear it. I'm sure you'll look amazing.
Bragi 12
Or terrible. Which is more likely?
smokecloud_ 37
We haven't seen the shoes so we can't tell. You're being a debbie downer, you sure you're not the friend from the FML? I have an odd obsession with women's shoes and I see plenty that I don't find appealing, but if the wearer likes them, she should rock 'em.
Bragi 12
51 - Most people can't "rock" anything, they need to be careful what they wear.
AHotCupOfCoffee 28
She's jealous.
Steffi3 40
Sounds like an unique best friend
barneyisawesome_fml 9
My response: Thanks for your very unique opinions buddy. :)
Emmamazing 26
Or she's hinting you to get new shoes