FML : Today, I went commando for the first time at school. It went really well until gym class, when I got distracted and changed like I normally do. I didn’t...

Today, I went commando for the first time at school. It went really well until gym class, when I got distracted and changed like I normally do. I didn’t realize my mistake until my friends started laughing. I accidentally stripped in front of my whole class. FML

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By Oops - / Friday 26 October 2018 12:00 /

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By TumblrweedPasses | 11

#7714335 - Friday 26 October 2018 13:54

Why not wear underwear, especially if you had gym

By BurnInDemonFire | 26

#7714310 - Friday 26 October 2018 12:36

Oh dear. Now people are gonna call you "Nudist", "Streaker", or "Stripper" for a week.

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By BurnInDemonFire | 26

#7714310 - Friday 26 October 2018 12:36

Oh dear. Now people are gonna call you "Nudist", "Streaker", or "Stripper" for a week.

WHSKitty4ever | 23

#7714391 - Friday 26 October 2018 15:47

Or longer! Lmao

By RichardPencil | 27

#7714324 - Friday 26 October 2018 13:13

Laughing? Was there, um, significant shrinkage?

melisssa87 | 30

#7714359 - Friday 26 October 2018 14:36

You mean like laundry?

RichardPencil | 27

#7714440 - Friday 26 October 2018 17:21

Kind of. I suppose some things shrink when exposed to cold water.

melisssa87 | 30

#7714466 - Friday 26 October 2018 18:02

Like a frightened turtle

Dave_Davington | 33

#7714686 - Saturday 27 October 2018 1:51

He wasn't in the pool, so probably not.

By TumblrweedPasses | 11

#7714335 - Friday 26 October 2018 13:54

Why not wear underwear, especially if you had gym

By melisssa87 | 30

#7714358 - Friday 26 October 2018 14:35

What’s the big deal, they all going to strip after gym class to take a shower? You don’t see each other naked in the showers?
And everyone has a penis/vag and they all look pretty much the same

WhatHappenedToIt | 22

#7714624 - Friday 26 October 2018 22:56

not all schools have showers

By dcharold | 11

#7714398 - Friday 26 October 2018 15:52

How is this a thing? Where do you do gym but don't shower afterwards? Isn't everyone naked then?

By GoNotreDame | 2

#7714412 - Friday 26 October 2018 16:20

Wait, why would that be shocking to them? Don't you shower after gym class anyway? Who goes from gym class to putting clothes on?

jttorkildson | 20

#7714610 - Friday 26 October 2018 22:29

At my school, we only showered for gym after we swam and we wore our suits.

By winterthecatguy | 1

#7714472 - Friday 26 October 2018 18:18

I used to go commando every day, I just refused to change. Of course, now that I wear women's underwear I still can't LOL

By wrenthecat | 13

#7714495 - Friday 26 October 2018 19:06

accident my ass.

By SonofMnemosyne | 20

#7714902 - Saturday 27 October 2018 13:29

I feel bad for y'all who had to shower after gym class. That's just awkward. Thankfully, here in Baltimore County, we use showers.

By Leo Gort | 9

#7716696 - Wednesday 31 October 2018 6:56

Wow. This generation claims that they are tolerant of everything but if you are naked in a locker room you get laughed at!!! I don’t get it. We all showered after gym. No one gave a crap

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