Today, I was at the laundromat doing my clothes when I noticed a cute guy next to me. I tried to be a ninja and sneak my sock into his basket so I could start a conversation with him. He saw me. FML
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Today, I saw a hot guy at the laundromat. Wanting an excuse to talk to him, I tossed a pair of my red underwear into his washer. What I didn't realize was that he was washing his whites. Thanks to me, he now has an entire load of pink shirts and boxers. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, I went to do laundry in my apartment building. I thought no one was around, so I walked down in my pajamas (a giant t-shirt with holes and socks with sandals). Of course, I ran into the neighbor I’ve had a crush on for months. He was shirtless, holding a laundry basket like an ad for cologne. He smiled and said, “Nice, erm, outfit?” I’ve never sprinted back upstairs faster. FML
Today, I was at the laundromat, when an attractive girl set up at the machine next to mine. She looked me up and down, then noticed the skid-marks on my underwear. FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Today, I was at work when a cute guy came up to me and said he liked my shirt. In a desperate attempt to say something back, I said, "Thanks, I like your shoelaces." FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
Today, I went to a store to buy pants for a new job. A really hot guy helped me get a pair down from a high shelf so I could try them on. He had flirted with me so I hurried in the fitting room so I could go talk to him. Note to self: Check to see if you have pants on after trying on clothes. FML
Today, while walking around the local thrift store, I noticed an attractive guy watching me and following me through the aisles. As he followed me to my car I was sure I would get his number. He then asks me to bring my purse inside as I had been tagged as a shoplifter. I work at the store. FML
Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML
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Copilot 0
What the **** kind of conversation are you going to start with a sock in his basket? "Oh hey I accidentally put this sock in your basket my name is crazy bitch, its nice to meet you!"
Jacks_Penguin 0
YDI for not knowing how to start conversations without pulling stupid stunts.
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Comments (254)
bordemstirs 0
and how exactly would your sock end up in his shit if you didn't put it there? I hope you get maced.
Jazzywrites007 2
Don't pay any attention to Pimpin, He's A Candy ass Maggot. =)
lettertjes 0
YDI, but props for trying to be a ninja
JanisEvans 10
A ninja??? A ******* moronic creeper seems more like the appropriate interpretation... YDI!
magichateball 0
female ninjas.....silently making me sandwiches. *takes #174's soapbox away* this is FML not the place for essays or super long drawn out replies...i seriously lost interest in what you had to say about halfway through...go make me a sandwich with the ninjas!
dead14eternity 0
that's cute!
Zubat_fml 0
That is actually pretty cute. haha. but hilarious, though.
hollyemma92 0
wooaahh!! can you say awkward? haha
ultraslick 0
here's another ninja way to start a conversation, turn towards him, open you mouth and make a sound that resembles "Hi"
deaditegirl 0
YDI, retard. Just open your mouth and start a conversation using these things called WORDS.