By wantedphantom - 09/07/2016 02:26

Today, I was at the lake with my family. I was drinking from a can of soda but didn't realize a bee flew into the can. I didn't swallow it, but I now have Kylie Jenner's lips. FML
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Welshite 39
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Cheaper than Botox. It'll be the newest "natural environmentally friendly" fad. The tag line should read: "Bee One with Nature".

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samsterling 19
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I could just see that in a magazine ad... "WANT TO SPRUCE UP YOUR LIPS? COME IN TODAY WITH 'DR.' JENNER'S ALL NATURAL 100% BEE LIP ENHANCMENTS, FOR ONLY $899.99 + $299.99 CO-PAY EACH!"

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Welshite 39
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Cheaper than Botox. It'll be the newest "natural environmentally friendly" fad. The tag line should read: "Bee One with Nature".

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bodyguerdson 16
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Only problem: bees die when they sting so it would very environment unfriendly, plus there's a shortage on bees already as far as i know

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bodyguerdson 16
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But at least it would be natural

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HylianBadger 21
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I'm sure they could genetically design bees that didn't die after one sting to solve this issue. Or just genetically design some hornets or wasps to sting without releasing venom, since they already don't die after one sting.

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GhostFox 33
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Genetic Engineering is not environmentally friendly. Or safe. Genetically modified species tend to be invasive as hell, and information on that relates largely to plant species. Imagine how bad it would be with wasps- the fuckers can fly!

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samsterling 19
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I could just see that in a magazine ad... "WANT TO SPRUCE UP YOUR LIPS? COME IN TODAY WITH 'DR.' JENNER'S ALL NATURAL 100% BEE LIP ENHANCMENTS, FOR ONLY $899.99 + $299.99 CO-PAY EACH!"

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bradleybaldwin 9
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It's the cool thing to do now anyways so you'll be fine

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thatnucca 36
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At no extra cost to you too I must add...

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Dilexar 26
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Uhm, dude, pain and humiliation are quite a cost.

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scibyyyy 4
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this is literally my biggest fear

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Mortoli 30

mines more along the lines of spiders lol

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tonyhawk900 2
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neighbor at my cabin died cuz he swallowed it jsss

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BitterAlmond 8
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I think you'd better return them, she's probably wondering where they are.

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ShleeG 23
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sounds like a win-win situation to me

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OdaiGH 2
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lmao dude, that sucks

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Scarylizard1798 23
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New Kylie Jenner challenge: bee lips

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