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By funnnyyyyy -_- - 01/08/2015 08:29 - Nepal - Kathmandu

Today, I was singing along to my favorite song when a giant bug flew into my mouth. I was so shocked I almost swallowed it. After I was done freaking out, my sister wanted to throw the bug a big funeral for its "heroic sacrifice" in shutting me up. FML
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Doberman101 29
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I couldn't help but giggle at this FML, but I'm sorry your sister doesn't have a taste for your voice. I'm sure you weren't that bad. As for the bug, that's kinda gross. But you would've gotten a lot of protein from it.

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denden_mushi 10
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If it flew into your mouth while you were singing, wouldn't that mean that the bug enjoyed it so much that it wanted to become one with your voice? I bet it didn't know that by. doing this it would result in you stopping and its death. FML for the bug. :(

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shortswimmer17 28
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I sympathise with you I fail at singing too but that was just plain mean of your sister, then again I can see my own brother doing the same thing

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mylittlecookie 17
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When a sibling does you wrong, sit on them. Usually works for me ;)

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ScarredVox92 16
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Anybody have Steam and play CoD WaW zombies? I need people to play with!

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4WheelBurnout 14
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Spitters are quitters. Shoulda kept right on singing!

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whysobeachy 37
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And what if the bug went down her throat? What if it was poisonous? What if she bit it by mistake?

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Creed_Aprooved 12
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oh yeah now I see why you don't have a girlfriend

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cybRuser 16
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lets make you sing in a room full of hornets. is that okay with you

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MisterKnowItAll 15

You could do the eulogy.

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MrSassypants 32
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In song form, for revenge on the sister.

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mylittlecookie 17
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True. However, I think I'll stick to meat and cheese for my protein :)

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carebear1228 20
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bzzzz i's gonna sting you bzz

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Man_of_Manzanas 9
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Sorry, but you are the annoying sibling

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denden_mushi 10
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If it flew into your mouth while you were singing, wouldn't that mean that the bug enjoyed it so much that it wanted to become one with your voice? I bet it didn't know that by. doing this it would result in you stopping and its death. FML for the bug. :(

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tanziir1 14
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You should've stopped bugging her by singing and maybe the bug wouldn't have flew into your mouth

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chris9O 14
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Who cares. Keep singing if it makes you happy!

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devildog562 33
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It bugs me how family can be so rude. Unless all your buzzing was that horrible that it's unbearable and inescapable.

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