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Today, I was singing along to my favorite song when a giant bug flew into my mouth. I was so shocked, I almost swallowed it. After I was done freaking out, my sister wanted to throw the bug a big funeral for its "heroic sacrifice" in shutting me up. FML
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Doberman101 29

I couldn't help but giggle at this FML, but I'm sorry your sister doesn't have a taste for your voice. I'm sure you weren't that bad. As for the bug, that's kinda gross. But you would've gotten a lot of protein from it.

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denden_mushi 11

If it flew into your mouth while you were singing, wouldn't that mean that the bug enjoyed it so much that it wanted to become one with your voice? I bet it didn't know that by. doing this it would result in you stopping and its death. FML for the bug. :(

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shortswimmer17 28

I sympathise with you I fail at singing too but that was just plain mean of your sister, then again I can see my own brother doing the same thing

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mylittlecookie 17

When a sibling does you wrong, sit on them. Usually works for me ;)

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ScarredVox92 16

Anybody have Steam and play CoD WaW zombies? I need people to play with!

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4WheelBurnout 14

Spitters are quitters. Shoulda kept right on singing!

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whysobeachy 37

And what if the bug went down her throat? What if it was poisonous? What if she bit it by mistake?

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Creed_Aprooved 12

oh yeah now I see why you don't have a girlfriend

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cybRuser 16

lets make you sing in a room full of hornets. is that okay with you

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MisterKnowItAll 15

You could do the eulogy.

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MrSassypants 32

In song form, for revenge on the sister.

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mylittlecookie 17

True. However, I think I'll stick to meat and cheese for my protein :)

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denden_mushi 11

If it flew into your mouth while you were singing, wouldn't that mean that the bug enjoyed it so much that it wanted to become one with your voice? I bet it didn't know that by. doing this it would result in you stopping and its death. FML for the bug. :(

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tanziir1 14

You should've stopped bugging her by singing and maybe the bug wouldn't have flew into your mouth

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chris9O 14

Who cares. Keep singing if it makes you happy!

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devildog562 33

It bugs me how family can be so rude. Unless all your buzzing was that horrible that it's unbearable and inescapable.

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