Today, my girlfriend tried to cover my eyes while I was driving on the main street, all because she caught me looking at an ad featuring bikini-clad girls on the bus ahead of our car. FML
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borntoperform
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I guess she didn't think that one through...
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djwilson50
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Sounds like shes feeling insecure!
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borntoperform
| 14
I guess she didn't think that one through...
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monkeysareyummy
| 0
*crashes into pedestrians*
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datguyuno
| 5
Crazy bitched be crazy
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Kyzahhh
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Yep OP's girlfriend is a moron
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nadyy14
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Your girlfriend was no thinking straight
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zurisbloodyrose
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Women. Am I right?
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CABOOSE8563
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No.
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amyjadee
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Serves you right.
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KeyboardWarrior
| 10
Wow overreaction much? She acts as if a really muscular guy with a 6-pack and no shirt on walked by she wouldn't cop a glance. It's just looking, not like you are planning on cheating on her with a bus ad.
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chlorinegreen
| 27
What were you thinking??? Looking at a billboard sign!! Shame on you!!
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AnonymousTroll
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I had no idea billboards were now on busses.
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Marksman46
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but it was executed like a boss...
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night_ryder13
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Bitches be crazy
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Reyo
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Your girlfriend has a hard time grasping the concept of "cause and effect"...doesn't she?
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puppie406
| 23
Must be blonde! blondes, retards without public realization
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djwilson50
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Sounds like shes feeling insecure!
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jizzwold
| 21
Or suicidal
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hotPinklipstick
| 24
If she is so insecure that she feels the need to put you as well as herself in danger over an ad, she needs to grow up! Advertisements are made to catch the eye, it's not like you are walking it to the images used.
OP either talk to her about her insecurities and work things out, or dump her.
OP either talk to her about her insecurities and work things out, or dump her.
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bossroyd
| 4
Or OP is dating a blonde...
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kikiwi_fml
| 9
She's a jealous tard.
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BeefyQueef
| 5
I don't blame her. Those Victoria's Secret models are HOT
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MinSY
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I have to agree, they are hot.
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chlorinegreen
| 27
What is with all the blonde jokes lately?? Get a new line.
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YakuzaxGeneralz
| 9
She could be insecure all she wants that doesn't mean she has to kill them both.
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skizza_fml
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I thought my ex was bad, even she never went this far, my advice is dump her before she gets you killed
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THEKAISER
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Thats dumb
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Philliesfan9391
| 3
So is your comment.
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pdHbq
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So is his/her profile pic
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StoryOfTheYear
| 13
OMG I feel retarded.
I sat and stared at that picture for like a minute before it dawned on me that raichu wasn't there as a prop.
I sat and stared at that picture for like a minute before it dawned on me that raichu wasn't there as a prop.
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BayleeWasHere
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I bet she was blonde.
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leogirl95
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Keep your eyes on the road! You could get yourselves killed!!!
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mariyaaa
| 0
Thank you captain obvious
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Pentium_4
| 26
Derp
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Captain0bv10us
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Another helpful PSA from Leogirl95
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StoryOfTheYear
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It's also the best way to do a 360 triple-flip in a Buick off a bridge. I sit by I-94 with the lawn chair watching this stuff go down. Don't discourage it, natural selection is what makes the world go 'round.
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leogirl95
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94- Thank you Captain Obvious.
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MinecraftDragon
| 5
Brilliant deduction, Holmes.
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Marksman46
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82 and 117, thank you for telling it like it is... and stealing what i was gonna say...
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eltapatio16
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Don't crash!!
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pdHbq
| 2
Did you know that
-insert percentage here-
of road accidents are caused by
over-protective girlfriends?
-insert percentage here-
of road accidents are caused by
over-protective girlfriends?
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borntoperform
| 14
Did you know that 89% of statistics are made up on the spot?
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docscientist
| 9
Did you know that 92% of the time someone uses statistics in a comment, someone replies to state that a large portion of statistics are made up?
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xSonic
| 9
Did you know that 100 percent of the time, there's an ass like me that's a combo breaker
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Philliesfan9391
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Did you know that only 80% of comments have a percentage in them?
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Cathy_Nguyen
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140%
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Cathy_Nguyen
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140%
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Cathy_Nguyen
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140%
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nixter5
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51, 53, 54 - Nice triple post there.
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Justforlolz
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Did you know that Cathy_Nguyen triple-posted? True fucking story.
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death_dolphin24
| 0
Did you know that 69% of people find something dirty in this sentence?
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antmanzero
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C-c-c-c-coombo breeakeerrr
Release the burials and flaming :3
Release the burials and flaming :3
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jaredjudd21
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Spam hacks much
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xSonic
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Cathy.....this can't be the real her??
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xSonic
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Wow dude fuck her
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upyourzlolz
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Literally?
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xSonic
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Hard
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leogirl95
| 12
Good.
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drlove78843
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Every day
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Captain0bv10us
| 0
Or your father's creepy intense stare...
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Gamaryn
| 0
Doesn't matter had sex
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pdHbq
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I saw you edit that 'to' into a 'too'...
Good job :)
Good job :)
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individual_01
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I know right
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QWERTYCommander
| 5
Break up. That relationship sounds unhealthy.
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twofirstnames
| 12
I'd prefer the word 'unsafe'.
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GabbyCharityM
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I'd prefer the word 'suicidal'.