FML : Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right inside my mouth. My tongue got stung. FML

Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right inside my mouth. My tongue got stung. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Modeon123 / Thursday 20 October 2016 10:11 / Korea, Republic of - Seoul

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By Tripartita | 44

#6704426 - Thursday 20 October 2016 17:24

"Today, I witnessed a predator devouring what I thought was my hive's larval population, so I took it upon myself to defend the queen's honor and attacked. I nearly got eaten. Protecting rice. FML"

By WCARlover | 34

#6704418 - Thursday 20 October 2016 17:03

I'm sorry OP but if you want honey on your rice that's not the best way to go about it

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By WCARlover | 34

#6704418 - Thursday 20 October 2016 17:03

I'm sorry OP but if you want honey on your rice that's not the best way to go about it

By stingray112 | 24

#6704419 - Thursday 20 October 2016 17:07

Just eat through your nose next time

By FalloutScrolls | 25

#6704421 - Thursday 20 October 2016 17:09

Hope you bit down and exacted your revenge. It actually would have been merciful, granting it a quicker death like that.

By stevenJB | 22

#6704423 - Thursday 20 October 2016 17:12

Gotta get your protein one way or the other!

By species4872 | 19

#6704424 - Thursday 20 October 2016 17:13

I'm home honey!

By Tripartita | 44

#6704426 - Thursday 20 October 2016 17:24

"Today, I witnessed a predator devouring what I thought was my hive's larval population, so I took it upon myself to defend the queen's honor and attacked. I nearly got eaten. Protecting rice. FML"