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I'm sorry OP but if you want honey on your rice that's not the best way to go about it
Just eat through your nose next time
"Today, I witnessed a predator devouring what I thought was my hive's larval population, so I took it upon myself to defend the queen's honor and attacked. I nearly got eaten. Protecting rice. FML"
Plus he would've died, right? From stinging something. So it's ghost bee writing the fml.
Very few bees die from stinging something, it's mainly just bumblebees.
#17 Feel free to read the FML again.
I guess the phrase "Bites without a sting" doesn't apply to you.
Are you sure it wasn't sriracha sauce? That shit is hot!
I had Sriracha when Subway was doing the Hunger Games promo. It may depend on you but it was kinda there.
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"Today, I witnessed a predator devouring what I thought was my hive's larval population, so I took it upon myself to defend the queen's honor and attacked. I nearly got eaten. Protecting rice. FML"
I'm sorry OP but if you want honey on your rice that's not the best way to go about it