By Modeon123 - 20/10/2016 10:11 - Korea, Republic of - Seoul

Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right inside my mouth. My tongue got stung. FML
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"Today, I witnessed a predator devouring what I thought was my hive's larval population, so I took it upon myself to defend the queen's honor and attacked. I nearly got eaten. Protecting rice. FML"

I'm sorry OP but if you want honey on your rice that's not the best way to go about it

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I'm sorry OP but if you want honey on your rice that's not the best way to go about it

Just eat through your nose next time

Hope you bit down and exacted your revenge. It actually would have been merciful, granting it a quicker death like that.

stevenJB 25

Gotta get your protein one way or the other!

species4872 19

I'm home honey!

"Today, I witnessed a predator devouring what I thought was my hive's larval population, so I took it upon myself to defend the queen's honor and attacked. I nearly got eaten. Protecting rice. FML"

Plus he would've died, right? From stinging something. So it's ghost bee writing the fml.

She. Some where around 90% of a hive is female

Very few bees die from stinging something, it's mainly just bumblebees.

#17 Feel free to read the FML again.

I guess the phrase "Bites without a sting" doesn't apply to you.

Are you sure it wasn't sriracha sauce? That shit is hot!

It's not very hot, actually.

I had Sriracha when Subway was doing the Hunger Games promo. It may depend on you but it was kinda there.

hope you ate the motherfucker too, lol!

I'm cringing at the mental image of this. Ouch!