FML : Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right inside my mouth. My tongue got stung. FML

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Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right inside my mouth. My tongue got stung. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Modeon123 / Thursday 20 October 2016 10:11 / Korea, Republic of - Seoul

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By Tripartita | 44

#6704426 - Thursday 20 October 2016 17:24

"Today, I witnessed a predator devouring what I thought was my hive's larval population, so I took it upon myself to defend the queen's honor and attacked. I nearly got eaten. Protecting rice. FML"

By WCARlover | 34

#6704418 - Thursday 20 October 2016 17:03

I'm sorry OP but if you want honey on your rice that's not the best way to go about it

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By WCARlover | 34

#6704418 - Thursday 20 October 2016 17:03

I'm sorry OP but if you want honey on your rice that's not the best way to go about it

By stingray112 | 24

#6704419 - Thursday 20 October 2016 17:07

Just eat through your nose next time

By FalloutScrolls | 25

#6704421 - Thursday 20 October 2016 17:09

Hope you bit down and exacted your revenge. It actually would have been merciful, granting it a quicker death like that.

By stevenJB | 22

#6704423 - Thursday 20 October 2016 17:12

Gotta get your protein one way or the other!

By species4872 | 19

#6704424 - Thursday 20 October 2016 17:13

I'm home honey!

By Tripartita | 44

#6704426 - Thursday 20 October 2016 17:24

"Today, I witnessed a predator devouring what I thought was my hive's larval population, so I took it upon myself to defend the queen's honor and attacked. I nearly got eaten. Protecting rice. FML"

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sungrays | 16

#6704450 - Thursday 20 October 2016 19:36

Plus he would've died, right? From stinging something. So it's ghost bee writing the fml.

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MasterTron | 24

#6704472 - Thursday 20 October 2016 21:19

She. Some where around 90% of a hive is female

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ShadowWyvern666 | 16

#6704480 - Thursday 20 October 2016 22:52

Very few bees die from stinging something, it's mainly just bumblebees.

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buttcrackles | 9

#6704652 - Friday 21 October 2016 16:10

#17 Feel free to read the FML again.

By el_Jeffe_D | 11

#6704427 - Thursday 20 October 2016 17:24

I guess the phrase "Bites without a sting" doesn't apply to you.

By RichardPencil | 25

#6704434 - Thursday 20 October 2016 18:02

Are you sure it wasn't sriracha sauce? That shit is hot!

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Alup132 | 21

#6704491 - Friday 21 October 2016 1:49

It's not very hot, actually.

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MidnaLink | 31

#6704515 - Friday 21 October 2016 4:30

I had Sriracha when Subway was doing the Hunger Games promo. It may depend on you but it was kinda there.

By Yourheadache | 19

#6704440 - Thursday 20 October 2016 19:13

hope you ate the motherfucker too, lol!

By olpally | 32

#6704445 - Thursday 20 October 2016 19:30

I'm cringing at the mental image of this. Ouch!

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