By Modeon123 - 20/10/2016 10:11 - Korea, Republic of - Seoul

Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right inside my mouth. My tongue got stung. FML
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Tripartita 44
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"Today, I witnessed a predator devouring what I thought was my hive's larval population, so I took it upon myself to defend the queen's honor and attacked. I nearly got eaten. Protecting rice. FML"

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WCARlover 34
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I'm sorry OP but if you want honey on your rice that's not the best way to go about it

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WCARlover 34
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I'm sorry OP but if you want honey on your rice that's not the best way to go about it

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stingray112 24
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Just eat through your nose next time

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FalloutScrolls 25

Hope you bit down and exacted your revenge. It actually would have been merciful, granting it a quicker death like that.

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stevenJB 25

Gotta get your protein one way or the other!

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species4872 19

I'm home honey!

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Tripartita 44
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"Today, I witnessed a predator devouring what I thought was my hive's larval population, so I took it upon myself to defend the queen's honor and attacked. I nearly got eaten. Protecting rice. FML"

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sungrays 16
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Plus he would've died, right? From stinging something. So it's ghost bee writing the fml.

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MasterTron 24

She. Some where around 90% of a hive is female

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ShadowWyvern666 16
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Very few bees die from stinging something, it's mainly just bumblebees.

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buttcrackles 9
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#17 Feel free to read the FML again.

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el_Jeffe_D 11
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I guess the phrase "Bites without a sting" doesn't apply to you.

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RichardPencil 30
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Are you sure it wasn't sriracha sauce? That shit is hot!

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Alup132 22

It's not very hot, actually.

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MidnaLink 33
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I had Sriracha when Subway was doing the Hunger Games promo. It may depend on you but it was kinda there.

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Yourheadache 19

hope you ate the motherfucker too, lol!

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olpally 32

I'm cringing at the mental image of this. Ouch!

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