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Today, at a party, a fly flew into my mouth. I spat it out, and in an effort to wash my mouth out, I grabbed the can of coke that was on the table next to me. Apparently people had been spitting in there and using it as an ashtray. FML
naaah dude, never seen the state of a can after a couple of fag buts go in there? the liquid turns black...
Have you seen 2 Girls, 1 Cup? Even a textual description is enough to make you sick.
And I have seen what happens when people "dipping snuff" use a Coke can as a spitoon.
Both are thoroughly disgusting.