By Thatgirl112 - 08/09/2016 03:59 - United States - Medina 11 7 3 272 Today, I went on a blind date. Things got hot and heavy, but when he pulled off my pants and saw the Pittsburgh Penguins logo on my thong he stopped and told me to get dressed and that he refused to sleep with the enemy. He was a die-hard Flyers fan. FML I agree, your life sucks 18 992 You deserved it 4 908 Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 09/06/2016 23:37 - Canada - Toronto 6 0 15 29 Today, I came home to my wife packing a bag. We had been fighting recently and I understood why she was leaving, but then I noticed she wasn't packing her stuff. She explained that I was the one who was leaving, she was just packing my bag. FML I agree, your life sucks 14 664 You deserved it 2 254 Tweet Share