Dilexar

About Dilexar

I like reading. Not much of a social life, but who needs friends when you've got Netflix? Apparently FML doesn't think my life sucks enough ._. Almost FMLs: 6 My Piggy is my love ??

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Dilexar's FML badges

Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Back from the party
An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Supersize Menu
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

44%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

22%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

60%
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

0%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

80%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

24%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

12%
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

14%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

7%

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Dilexar's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By madzlovesgee - / Saturday 16 May 2009 17:44 / United States

Today, I got mugged. For my Big Mac. What the fuck? FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By macguy / Thursday 20 October 2016 14:25 / Philippines - Quezon City

Today, I angrily waved away an annoying fly with a large knife. I stabbed myself in the shoulder. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By knifewow / Thursday 20 October 2016 08:30 / Australia - Ashgrove

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By MulticoloredSlug - / Thursday 13 October 2016 10:57 / United States - Philadelphia

Today, my girlfriend of five months told me that she had booked us reservations to our town's Halloween barbecue party. When I reminded her that I'm vegan, she told me she specifically got the reservations to help me to quit my "stupid fad". Weird, I never knew being a devout Hindu was a fad. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Cow lover - / Wednesday 12 October 2016 14:13 / United States - Schenectady

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Profile completed

Back from the party

Mobility

The rules are the rules

Work is a 4-letter word

Checking you out

I never take things to heart

I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

Night owl

Santa Claus

Inception

I like your style

The Mixer

Socialite

I moderated this!

It's in the can!

100 kick-ass comments

50 quality comments

Consolation prize

50 favorites

Judgmental

Supersize Menu

Up and coming moderator

Perfectionist

I agree, my mouse works.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

One more and it's business time

A new thumb

42

YDI Master

The thumb strikes back

The return of the thumb

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja