By Anonymous - 20/08/2011 04:41 - United States

Today, during our wedding, my wife tried to dodge The Kiss. FML
I agree, your life sucks 56 658
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Maybe she didn't want to ruin her lipstick? There are photos after all! Still it's a pretty lousy thing to do

Ewwww, cooooooties!


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Needs less you Also nice wife you got there

yamatelle 19

1- A very wise man once said, “it is better to let people think you are stupid than to open your mouth and proove you are stupid”

YourEvilHero 12

nicki Minaj does have a nice ass. but op fyl and your marriage which may not last long.

I hadn't opened my mouth, but her ass is great.

Marcella1016 31

Should've picked up that chapstick at target

shes a keeper!

eminemchick 19

nicki minaj was in "a kiss" not the skit "the kiss"

17- Correction, the real quote is: Better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Mark Twain

She flip u the bird when you brought out the ring?

Wow OP, imagine how hard having sex is going to be.

jheez, OP. I don't know what to say :/ my initial attempt to post this comment resulted in: "Error ! You have been too quick to comment. Please wait before submit another comment : -1313853169 seconds" O_O

^ I see what you did there.

Good one

MyScrewedUpLifeS 0

use tic tacs next time you get married :P

Maybe the OP's wife was just goofing off, getting a good laugh and they kissed right after. We don't know the whole story.

FAAAAAKE! *points finger*


16, I really hope that's pen and not a tattoo. That's pretty ghetto.

I really hope that's a wig and not your hair. That's really bieber

yea its pen

Maybe she didn't want to ruin her lipstick? There are photos after all! Still it's a pretty lousy thing to do

Maybe she's like Adam Sandler in Anger Management and she doesn't like to kiss in front of people.

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Marcella1016 31

^Thanks for the clarification I was wondering

Lipstick? You women are the best excuse makers for each other.

^This guy gets it.

Should of ducked came back for a hook punch 1....2...3 shes out of it

fakeaccountX 6

Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive and Dodge.

Imagine how hard having sex is going to be...

molly2moon 0

^this guy. He knows his movies. The americna dogde ball association of america

nah. I don't think so. that's sad as HELL.

Seeing how OP was on FML afterwards I'm guessing he didn't get much poon later either.

Maybe she was just worried about her breath

funkyspacemonkey 0

What a bitch!! Divorce will come soon.

She's defiantly not in it for te money bro

Damn sorry man, if she won't do that maybe you shouldn't be with her

What is with some people on FML thinking couples should break up over every little thing? "Today, my girlfriend accidentally spilled a drink on me. FML" - "OMG, BREAK UP WITH HER! SHE IS SUCH A BITCH! DUMP HER, DUMP HER, DUMP HER!!!!11!!" It's like these people have never even been in a relationship and if they have then I doubt it has lasted long since, in their mind, the answer to everything is breaking up...

JonaDona 2

34- i agree with you 100%

Dude, the kiss makes the marriage real. Its of great symbolic importance. All those bits of paper, vows, etc? They just make it official, not real.

Marcella1016 31

34 I get irritated too till I realize most people on here are kids with no life experience that miraculously know everything. On the other hand it IS messed up that she didn't kiss him. Who cares about lipstick? It's the kiss of a lifetime! On the other hand (my third hand?)'s definitely not something to get a divorce over lol

"It's like these people have never even been in a relationship and if they have then I doubt it has lasted long since, in their mind, the answer to everything is breaking up..." True true. But you can't deny the fact that it's very strange and not a good sign if your partner doesn't want to kiss you on the wedding day.

@Happyhak: It's our response to the females always being like: "Today, my boyfriend pranked me by saying boo while I was walking to the bathroom. I literally #*$% myself." "OMG! HOW CRUEL! Strike his testicles with your foot at high velocities!"

she dodged but maybe she did kiss him at the end we dont know what happenned after... but relationships today are like this, people are too lazy to try to find solutions or have arguments (theyre actually healthy for every relationahips) so they just give up and (try to) start over... a relationship is never flawless and we have to learn to go pass the little details that we dont like and work on it to make it invisible or live with it... so The Kiss is probably just a mistake, i'm not sure they went all the way to the engagement and wedding day and cause she dodged it he should leave her... makes no sens :P

kingatowning 2

Wonder what the sex must be like? Oh that's right. She dodged his dick too!

Eh. Doding the kiss at the wedding tho? It doesn't mean he should divorce her, but it's definitely a warning bell. We don't have enough information tho... OP needs to talk to her privately about it. It could be nothing more then the stress of the wedding, or it could be a sign that this marriage won't last.

You should have been an ass about it.

Are you Prince Albert of Monaco?

Why is this thumbed down? This is awesome ... Unless you're someone who doesn't know what's going on in the world...

That's the funniest call I've seen in a long time! To the people thumbing it down, go watch the wedding video.

#67, #69, thanks ;)

Or are you Andy Bernard? (for people that don't keep up with world events)

Ewwww, cooooooties!

Chigagigaroo 0

Lol! xD

Nice wife ya got there.

... it would be a shame if anything were to happen to her?


ddssuperstar 0

Goddamn creepers... Always exploding at times when it's least necessary....

mikey561 2

stop being such a bich she loves you

11- well im not sure what a "bich" is but the OP should be upset, his wife dodged the big kiss in marriage. Edit: If OP's wife tried to dodge The Kiss, then how does he know she loves him?

Is that the sound of jealousy/heartbreak?

I bet she as well "protects" her breast plates and keeps you boob-deprived.