By Anonymous - 30/05/2016 02:32 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was at church singing and my solo came up. As I walked through the crowd, this big woman caught the holy spirit and slapped the crap out of me. It was so hard, my fake tooth came out. FML
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That's what happens when you catch the Holy Sprite


"Is the power of Christ compelling me? Is that what's happening? Guess what? It's not that compelling." Edit: Sorry, got the lines wrong the first time!

NomeDMF 17

PhantomKitty is quoting a movie, just so everyone knows.

Thanks 31! The movie is called "This Is The End." :)

That quote is from The Exorcist. How do you not know that!?

Good Lord! Hope you're alright OP! The holy spirit must have been going wild in her!

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Long time since i had a laugh so good becouse of a FML ... hope u'r ok ... you made my day ... :))

That's what happens when you catch the Holy Sprite

You mean that's what happens when a Coked up person catches the Holy Sprite, because..., you know... Pepsi.

metalcrazed 21

Never had a holy sprite are they a more spiritaul soda

holy Sprite is like holy water it's just got a few more calories and it's fizzier.... Jesus made it because He realized nobody in America drank water anymore

The Holy Sprite, crisp, cool, refreshing, and caffeine free!

you sound like you go to a Pentecostal church

Was this the same woman that you pissed off and she's faking "The Holy Spirit made me do it" bit?

More like Holy Spite... not spirit-filled but spiteful.