Miscellaneous: Today, I was at church singing and my solo came up. As I walked... - FML

By Anonymous - 30/05/2016 02:32 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was at church singing and my solo came up. As I walked through the crowd, this big woman caught the holy spirit and slapped the crap out of me. It was so hard, my fake tooth came out. FML

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Thegoofygoober 15

Monday 30 May 2016 14:41

the power of christ compels you!

feven 32

Monday 30 May 2016 15:07

That's what happens when you catch the Holy Sprite

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Thegoofygoober 15

Monday 30 May 2016 14:41

the power of christ compels you!

PhantomKitty 26

Monday 30 May 2016 15:37

Oh, does it? Does it really?

PhantomKitty 26

Monday 30 May 2016 16:56

"Is the power of Christ compelling me? Is that what's happening? Guess what? It's not that compelling." Edit: Sorry, got the lines wrong the first time!

NomeDMF 17

Monday 30 May 2016 18:55

That's not the point.

gracehi 31

Monday 30 May 2016 20:01

PhantomKitty is quoting a movie, just so everyone knows.

PhantomKitty 26

Tuesday 31 May 2016 14:22

Thanks 31! The movie is called "This Is The End." :)

MariahJoy97 16

Tuesday 31 May 2016 19:24

That quote is from The Exorcist. How do you not know that!?

thefmlman2011 36

Monday 30 May 2016 14:42

Holy Shit! that's intense! I hope your alright OP.

swenny_xoxo 18

Tuesday 31 May 2016 3:00

*you're

LPac5295 27

Monday 30 May 2016 14:45

Good Lord! Hope you're alright OP! The holy spirit must have been going wild in her!

wow2mylife 25

Monday 30 May 2016 15:24

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

moodyreallyrocks 27

Monday 30 May 2016 14:49

OP hope you're well..

watermelon15 35

Monday 30 May 2016 14:55

That's kinda random

mariusakke 15

Monday 30 May 2016 15:00

Long time since i had a laugh so good becouse of a FML ... hope u'r ok ... you made my day ... :))

feven 32

Monday 30 May 2016 15:07

That's what happens when you catch the Holy Sprite

chuka81 27

Monday 30 May 2016 15:51

You mean that's what happens when a Coked up person catches the Holy Sprite, because..., you know... Pepsi.

metalcrazed 21

Monday 30 May 2016 18:00

Never had a holy sprite are they a more spiritaul soda

tigerisabelle 31

Monday 30 May 2016 18:26

holy Sprite is like holy water it's just got a few more calories and it's fizzier.... Jesus made it because He realized nobody in America drank water anymore

By_The_9 13

Monday 30 May 2016 19:52

The Holy Sprite, crisp, cool, refreshing, and caffeine free!

kurodansei 16

Monday 30 May 2016 21:12

Praise your thirst

sun_shine417 10

Monday 30 May 2016 15:47

you sound like you go to a Pentecostal church

jimeple 12

Monday 30 May 2016 16:20

Was this the same woman that you pissed off and she's faking "The Holy Spirit made me do it" bit?

Light_My_Afire 6

Monday 30 May 2016 20:41

More like Holy Spite... not spirit-filled but spiteful.

YoloWhiteRSA 20

Monday 30 May 2016 17:21

Blasphemy

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