Holy shit
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Did you at least scream "HOLY SHIT"?
Other options OP could've said, "Oh My God" or "Jesus" or "Holy cow".
Pray people don't get mad
It's happened to me
Doubtful
I'm sorry OP, that's really embarrassing. But it's okay. They'll forgive you if they are true believers.
Omg I'm so sorry. But I actually laughed out loud. This is something that would happen to me.
I did too, and then I felt bad so I had to come see if others did too. Glad to see there are a few. I'm sure no one was mad OP, probably gave them a little chuckle. Try not to be embarrassed, shit happens.
My go to scream is "Jesus Christ". Don't know why, that's just what pops out of my mouth (I blame my grandma) so it could have been worse too OP.
You should have played it off as a sign from God!
He certainly has a sense of humor.
Maybe it was a sign telling you that going to church will bring bad luck! just kidding hehehe
Normally you'd be right, but in a church, the open umbrella would act as a parabolic dish to hyper-focus the Holy Spirit. I go into expensive detail on this in my science x religion romfic.
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Did you at least scream "HOLY SHIT"?
Pray people don't get mad