Today, I was at church singing and my solo came up. As I walked through the crowd, this big woman caught the holy spirit and slapped the crap out of me. It was so hard, my fake tooth came out. FML
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Today, I was singing and playing keyboards with my band on stage at a club. A drunken chick from the crowd tried to climb up onto the stage in her heels, fell, and grabbed the back of my mic stand to catch herself. And busted me in the mouth with my own microphone. Then she requested a song. FML
Today, I was in church. During the prayer, I moved my foot and it pressed against the automatic button on my umbrella causing it to suddenly open. As if that wasn't bad enough, I screamed simultaneously at the shock. FML
Today, to help me get over my crippling social anxiety, my therapist encouraged me to sing in front of a crowd, since I actually have a fine singing voice. I ended up fainting onstage, mid-song. FML
Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML
Today, I found out I have a bad singing voice. How? The choir judge decided to yell "STOP! Please just stop!" During my solo. In front of everyone. During the show. FML
Today, I tried to high-five someone but somehow ended up slapping them in the face. FML
Today, I performed in my school's choir concert. The girl next to me started to pass out, and I grabbed her so she wouldn't hit her head. After we were done performing and the curtains closed, my choir teacher dragged me off stage and said I was getting an F for "creating a distraction". FML
Today, my school put on a musical. I was one of the leads, and in the middle of my solo, I got a huge nosebleed. A little girl in the front row screamed. FML
Today, it was my first ever live piano performance. It went all great until the end, when I stood up, slipped, and smashed face-first into the keys. I've lost half a tooth and all my dignity. FML
Today, my grandmother convinced me to come to a church meeting with her. My grandmother then made funny faces at me while the pastor was speaking, causing me to laugh out loud. Everyone heard me, including the pastor. FML
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Top comments
Thegoofygoober 15
the power of christ compels you!
feven 32
That's what happens when you catch the Holy Sprite
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Comments (61)
DanaeZee 18
The Holy Spirit doesn't sound like a nice being when it's into beating up people ... :-(
metalcrazed 21
If she did it on purpose you need to press charges the "holy spirit" is not making her hurt people.
sweetbliss3 37
how would it not be on purpose? hitting someone that hard isn't accidental, ever.
metalcrazed 21
I thought she may have been waving her arms around but the fml does seem like she just randomly slapped her.
trucker2 33
Sounds like she slapped the devil out of you...Lord have mercy she wasn't cut you no slack
trucker2 33
It could've been worse.... She could've smacked you with the holy book.
naviajack626 16
Hey, I moderated this. :)
Razell 13
Yeah... that wasn't the Holy Spirit. Have your pastor check her for signs of demon-torment.
trucker2 33
Is it just me.... Or did anyone else picture The movie big mama...... Miss HADDY MAY PETERS
Ayasha_fml 12
Church, fake tooth instead of not being shallow or having proper dentistry: YDI. They're all crazy, and that big woman should be charged with assault. Let's see how much the ghost of Christmas past can aid in her defense in court. "But but suh i was just feeling holy and religious."
dragoongirl90 34
What are you on?
ReallyHottChic 14
Now This Made Me Laugh!! She smacked the bejesus out of you. Suck OP, hope you weren't too embarrassed.
larkspur15 2
I hate when the holy spirit does that