Today, I was at church singing and my solo came up. As I walked through the crowd, this big woman caught the holy spirit and slapped the crap out of me. It was so hard, my fake tooth came out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was singing and playing keyboards with my band on stage at a club. A drunken chick from the crowd tried to climb up onto the stage in her heels, fell, and grabbed the back of my mic stand to catch herself. And busted me in the mouth with my own microphone. Then she requested a song. FML
Today, I was in church. During the prayer, I moved my foot and it pressed against the automatic button on my umbrella causing it to suddenly open. As if that wasn't bad enough, I screamed simultaneously at the shock. FML
Today, to help me get over my crippling social anxiety, my therapist encouraged me to sing in front of a crowd, since I actually have a fine singing voice. I ended up fainting onstage, mid-song. FML
Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML
Today, I found out I have a bad singing voice. How? The choir judge decided to yell "STOP! Please just stop!" During my solo. In front of everyone. During the show. FML
Today, I tried to high-five someone but somehow ended up slapping them in the face. FML
Today, I performed in my school's choir concert. The girl next to me started to pass out, and I grabbed her so she wouldn't hit her head. After we were done performing and the curtains closed, my choir teacher dragged me off stage and said I was getting an F for "creating a distraction". FML
Today, my school put on a musical. I was one of the leads, and in the middle of my solo, I got a huge nosebleed. A little girl in the front row screamed. FML
Today, it was my first ever live piano performance. It went all great until the end, when I stood up, slipped, and smashed face-first into the keys. I've lost half a tooth and all my dignity. FML
Today, my grandmother convinced me to come to a church meeting with her. My grandmother then made funny faces at me while the pastor was speaking, causing me to laugh out loud. Everyone heard me, including the pastor. FML
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Top comments
Thegoofygoober 15
the power of christ compels you!
feven 32
That's what happens when you catch the Holy Sprite
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Comments (61)
URBeingLied2 23
My dad was filled with this same Holy Spirit all the time, when I was a kid.
monagro 22
"caught the holy spirit and slapped the crap out of me" Lol, she didn't catch anything holy, she just wanted to slap you, and seems to have found a way to get away with it...
xDrakeNinja 12
Never went to the church so I don't know if I'm missing something... Did she do ot randomly? Why arent any of the comments not talking about this?
catherinecas 30
Some churches have this thing where a person can be filled with the Holy Spirit and pray in tongues and faint and do all sorts of interesting things. Southern Baptists and Pentecostal churches are known for being loud and physical places of worship so that's what I'm imagining.
Neko26_fml 4
Some people do get overexcited in church, but never to the point of smacking someone. Lol
Saikon1357 25
I'm genuinely surprised this came out of California and not the southeast part of the us
sherri_baby88 36
As someone from the southeast, also directly in what's known as the "Bible Belt", I assure you - crazy ppl be everywhere!
dragoongirl90 34
Sounds high class all around.
StartAnew 11
All you religious kooks are the same - "God has a plan!" Does that sound familiar?
biopilot17 9
She's just wanted to ******* hit you
dphorgan2 3
I'm surprised churches aren't banned in California.
fridgeslyr 7
Demons be gone!